Cryptarded

What is Cryptarded?

retarded almost to the point of death. Having barely enough brain cells to keep the vital organs functioning.

Dude, you are so cryptarded! Next time, put the tighty-whities on first.

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Why Am I Wearing Pants? Moment

1. A moment of sudden realisation. Derived from the feeling felt when one is home alone and realises that the act of wearing pantsis futile..

Zombles

1. An adjective, used to describe something awesome. A synonym of rapecat. Dude, those t5 shoulders that just dropped are just zombles. ..

Happy-slapping

1. A recent craze in which chavs ambush an innocent passer-by, and beat them up while one of the gang videos the whole episode on their mob..

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