Cryptfiend-

What is Cryptfiend-?


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One who browses DoBRP's forums in his spare time. CryptFiend- normally doesn't maturbate to female baboons, but on the weekend, the urge is just too strong. Despite his undersized, amorphous penis (the head got blown off in the war), CryptFiend- is a sexual maniac! Often preying on young girls, such as those who read girl's life and sell cookies, CryptFiend- quenches his sexual desires with such toys as pickles, coffee beans, and icicles. Ever the prankster, and always the ass, CryptFiend- is the ideal forum browser.

See also, ass, jackass, dumbass, fucktard, retard, moron, ignorant, uneducated, pedophile, necrophiliac, stubby penis, wanker, shit head, faggot, faggit, fag, homosexual, newb, noob, newbie, lam0r, PWNED

Mommy! Mommy! Look at that CryptFiend-!

Run inside son, tell dad to fetch his gun. I'll go for help!

HELP, POLICE! HELP!


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