Cryptkeeper Five

What is Cryptkeeper Five?

The greatest band to ever come out of New Jersey. The blend a style of 50's rocknroll, 70's punk, bluegrass, rockabilly.

Cryptkeeper five...and their goddamn rock n roll

Jernflap

1. An elusive pokemon everyone has forgotten about. Ash will never catch a jernflap because he sucks shit. See pokemon, jernflap, jern, f..

Ponking

1. The inappropriate fondling of a younger person, male or female. Female ponkers usually become cougars. Sarah is ponking James in the ba..

Mormon Trail

1. A skidmark often found in Mormon Underwear. This is a very common phenomena, as Mormons are not allowed to remove their undies and event..

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