Cryptkeeper Five

What is Cryptkeeper Five?

The greatest band to ever come out of New Jersey. The blend a style of 50's rocknroll, 70's punk, bluegrass, rockabilly.

Cryptkeeper five...and their goddamn rock n roll

Jungle Finger

1. When a white or brown man dates two or more black girls consecutively. Demarcus: "Damn, that nigga be gettin black pussy everyday!..

Strawberry Shake

1. When a man ejaculates all over a woman's face, and then jabs her in the nose with his penis, causing her nose to bleed. Whose up f..

Unbereal

1. a word formed by combining unbelievable and unreal, (meaning either/both of those words) used to define something unquantifiably incred..

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