Cryptkeeper Five

What is Cryptkeeper Five?

The greatest band to ever come out of New Jersey. The blend a style of 50's rocknroll, 70's punk, bluegrass, rockabilly.

Cryptkeeper five...and their goddamn rock n roll

Ashry

1. A girl whose vagina and anus connect so, technically, you can put your hand in one hole and your unit in the other and jerk yourself off..

Amputee Spree

1. having sex with as many women with missing limbs as possible, the more limbs missing on the woman the higher the score you get. Hell ye..

Fucktivus

1. A holiday where the point is to get as fucked up as you possibly can. From: Hipster variant of Seinfeld's Costanza family holiday ..

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