What is Cryptocunt?
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A cryptocunt is a woman that likes to tease a guy with promises of sex and oral and anal....especially anal.....while they are out at the bar, but who falls asleep when you get her home.
Michelle is the ultimate cryptocunt. The fucking bitch fell asleep giving me a blowjob, so I fisted her.
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It's a phone, shaped like a vagina
I wish i had a vagina phone so when it was ringing i could be like "vagina phone" in ..
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sleezy ass little rooms in the back of porn shops. for a quarter, you can watch a porn and wank. they're usually very disgusting
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