What is Cryptocunt?
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A cryptocunt is a woman that likes to tease a guy with promises of sex and oral and anal....especially anal.....while they are out at the bar, but who falls asleep when you get her home.
Michelle is the ultimate cryptocunt. The fucking bitch fell asleep giving me a blowjob, so I fisted her.
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Used to describe some one's "poor" behavior, unsafe behavior or a person's inability to practice proper social skill..
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The act of pulling out of your partner immediately before reaching orgasm and shooting your jiz all over their face while screaming “Boo..
