What is Cryptocunt?
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A cryptocunt is a woman that likes to tease a guy with promises of sex and oral and anal....especially anal.....while they are out at the bar, but who falls asleep when you get her home.
Michelle is the ultimate cryptocunt. The fucking bitch fell asleep giving me a blowjob, so I fisted her.
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Random Words:
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the portugese slang for (pedophilia)
EX:are you part of the costa and the G's?.....usualy used for someone who cannot pick-up chic..
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Ground spiced chickpeas shaped into balls together with hashish and then fried.
"One lolfalafel with fries and opium!"..
