Cryptocunt

What is Cryptocunt?


1.

A cryptocunt is a woman that likes to tease a guy with promises of sex and oral and anal....especially anal.....while they are out at the bar, but who falls asleep when you get her home.

Michelle is the ultimate cryptocunt. The fucking bitch fell asleep giving me a blowjob, so I fisted her.

See ass, fuck, porn, anal, sodomy, Jacques Asse


99

Random Words:

1. VERB Similar to a spasm; a spasm of uncontrollable audible laughter, usually contageous to nearby dwellers. Ocassionally exhibits itsel..
1. A verbal reaction and or response. Possible synonyms: whatever, fuck you, bye, oh well, really? that's life, and any other imagin..
1. A radio station in New York City, 100.3 FM to be exact. In her spare time she liked to listen to her favorite pop songs on z100. 2. R..