What is Cryptocunt?
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A cryptocunt is a woman that likes to tease a guy with promises of sex and oral and anal....especially anal.....while they are out at the bar, but who falls asleep when you get her home.
Michelle is the ultimate cryptocunt. The fucking bitch fell asleep giving me a blowjob, so I fisted her.
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someone who stuffs 5 cocks in their mouth at 1 time, refers to skilled porn actresses or really horny gays.
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Used to describe how gothic one is. Can also be used to describe the aura of Goth, much like 'The Force'
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