What is Cryptocunt?
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A cryptocunt is a woman that likes to tease a guy with promises of sex and oral and anal....especially anal.....while they are out at the bar, but who falls asleep when you get her home.
Michelle is the ultimate cryptocunt. The fucking bitch fell asleep giving me a blowjob, so I fisted her.
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Random Words:
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1. Having sex with your clothes on while standing up.
2. A movie from 1987 staring Jennifer Grey and Patrick Swayze. A sequel came out ..
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Masturbation
I can't sleep without some of Nature's Nyquil.
See masturbation, jerking off, flogging the bishop, whacking off..
