What is Cryptocunt?
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A cryptocunt is a woman that likes to tease a guy with promises of sex and oral and anal....especially anal.....while they are out at the bar, but who falls asleep when you get her home.
Michelle is the ultimate cryptocunt. The fucking bitch fell asleep giving me a blowjob, so I fisted her.
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Doing something dopey or stupid. A second meaning could be an act of homosexuality. It is used in a sarcastic manner.
Nick: wtf was he ..
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Going commando (without underwear) while wearing jeans. Which is a really stupid thing to do, because jeans are tight and stiff and rou..
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Common misspelling of Unity College.
Person #1 - I go to Unity Collage
Person #2 - IT'S COLLEGE!!!
See unity collage, misspellin..
