Cryptolectrology Edit Meaning

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>n. 1a. the study of loose change, car keys and television remotes. b. the collected ephemera and shiznitof such study. 2. a small mess of random objects; a miscellany. >Also, cryptolectrologist n., cryptolectrologer n., cryptolectrological adj.

(from Greek kruptos ‘hidden’ + lektron ‘couch’)

Your honour, I should now like to call upon my expert witness, world-renowned crytpolectrologist and trampoline instructor Dr. Finbarr Beauchamp-Stoat, who will testify that the empty chip packet was not that of my client...