What is Cryptoskank?
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A woman that presents an initial impression of class, virtue, intelligence, etc., but whose interests and behaviors are really more in tune with those of a skank.
Matt: How did it go with that chick you met at that art show?
John: Dude. She turned out to be a cryptoskank. Over lunch she told some stories about times she "was so drunk" and then at one point her phone started playing Black Eyed Peas and she starts dancing, club-style. It was pretty fucking embarassing. So I said look, I don't think this is going to work out, and I dropped her off at a mall.
Matt: I hear ya.
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An invitation to partake with gusto, as in "be my guest," or "help yourself."
Here's one for you to chomp on, ..
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the most juvenile way to describe a woman's "tats"
"damn, look at those tatty-noopers, they're ginormous!!&quo..
