Cryptothanxin

What is Cryptothanxin?

kickin' babies in the face at the festival of books while eating corn with salt and chili pepper (nom nom).

Denise: Hey, how was your weekend?

Christina: Oh pretty good, I was just cryptothanxin with my friends.

Lhb

1. less cumbersome way of saying low-hanging-balls when it is frequently mentioned in conversation my bf has such LHB he gets carpet burn ..

Smoothness

1. The most amazing person ever who has very smooth skin in the genital area. This person can do a lot of things, like scream, bite pillows..

Urban Monster Cock

1. a orange, beastly cock that is on menly men. Yeah i heard devin had a urban monster cock in bed...

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