What is Cryptster?
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See: a very old hipster - too old for the practice. He or she has not given up the fight to listen to bands that nobody cares about, on vinyl. Often says "this is REALLY FUCKING ELECTRONIC!". Was spotted at an Elvis Costello concert wearing a brimmed hat. Ruins plastic rimmed glasses for everyone. Has an STD, probably.
There were so many cryptsters at the Pixies show we ran out of PBR by song three.
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A gay dude, a fag, a dude who try to act tough and hard but is really sweet and soft like a bitch
1. He gay he a sugar sausage.
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See varriation: baracgasm.
bar·awe·gasm
Pronunciation: ar-ah'-ga-zem
Function: noun
Etymology: Proper name, Barack + awe + ..
