What is Cryptster?
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See: a very old hipster - too old for the practice. He or she has not given up the fight to listen to bands that nobody cares about, on vinyl. Often says "this is REALLY FUCKING ELECTRONIC!". Was spotted at an Elvis Costello concert wearing a brimmed hat. Ruins plastic rimmed glasses for everyone. Has an STD, probably.
There were so many cryptsters at the Pixies show we ran out of PBR by song three.
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A girl putting a finger up a man's anus while giving head.
She wasn't too good at head, but she really got my motor running w..
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A word used to describe a stupid fellow, who is also a cunt.
Some quimbecile has soiled themselves in my chair
See idiot, clown, fool,..
