What is Cryptster?
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See: a very old hipster - too old for the practice. He or she has not given up the fight to listen to bands that nobody cares about, on vinyl. Often says "this is REALLY FUCKING ELECTRONIC!". Was spotted at an Elvis Costello concert wearing a brimmed hat. Ruins plastic rimmed glasses for everyone. Has an STD, probably.
There were so many cryptsters at the Pixies show we ran out of PBR by song three.
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When some shit so amazing happened that you would've had to have been there, otherwize no one would belive you if you told them.
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An affluent guido who takes great pride in his appearance. Has fierce Italian pride, but still likes shopping at Hollister. Prominent ..
