What is Cryptster?
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See: a very old hipster - too old for the practice. He or she has not given up the fight to listen to bands that nobody cares about, on vinyl. Often says "this is REALLY FUCKING ELECTRONIC!". Was spotted at an Elvis Costello concert wearing a brimmed hat. Ruins plastic rimmed glasses for everyone. Has an STD, probably.
There were so many cryptsters at the Pixies show we ran out of PBR by song three.
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An exaggerated statement usually following a junk punch; including a gesture of an angry pointing of the finger and an evil eye.
*Knock..
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This is a euphemism for the release of fecal matter.
Sorry I was late, I ran into some resistance when evicting the basement tenants. W..
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the huge brotha from The Longest Yard who gives all the prizoners McDonald's. He uses phrases such as:
"you always gotta prot..
