What is Cryptster?
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See: a very old hipster - too old for the practice. He or she has not given up the fight to listen to bands that nobody cares about, on vinyl. Often says "this is REALLY FUCKING ELECTRONIC!". Was spotted at an Elvis Costello concert wearing a brimmed hat. Ruins plastic rimmed glasses for everyone. Has an STD, probably.
There were so many cryptsters at the Pixies show we ran out of PBR by song three.
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Information or news that does not further your knowledge or understanding of society. News that in particularly touches upon the enterta..
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Not too much, not to little. A perfect, happy medium.
Jimmy: "How much jello do you want Tim?"
Tim: "Alotalittle."..
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Is the proper statement to scream whilst in need of help while being raped.
"COMPLICATED JIMMY!"
"Hey. Did you hear tha..
