What is Cryptster?
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See: a very old hipster - too old for the practice. He or she has not given up the fight to listen to bands that nobody cares about, on vinyl. Often says "this is REALLY FUCKING ELECTRONIC!". Was spotted at an Elvis Costello concert wearing a brimmed hat. Ruins plastic rimmed glasses for everyone. Has an STD, probably.
There were so many cryptsters at the Pixies show we ran out of PBR by song three.
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The brown slimy substance that is often found down the back of various fairground rides
Oh man! I just dropped a fiver down the back o..
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One who yells racial slurs out just for the shock laughs.
Unfortunately for said shock racist, noone laughs.
A shock racist is genera..
