What is Cryptster?
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See: a very old hipster - too old for the practice. He or she has not given up the fight to listen to bands that nobody cares about, on vinyl. Often says "this is REALLY FUCKING ELECTRONIC!". Was spotted at an Elvis Costello concert wearing a brimmed hat. Ruins plastic rimmed glasses for everyone. Has an STD, probably.
There were so many cryptsters at the Pixies show we ran out of PBR by song three.
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The erect phallus of a man endowed with at least a foot of mighty throbbing cock, such as Peter Jones from Dragons Den
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When something is numptified, it has gone wrong, generally in a silly or just plain pointless way. Also it can be used to describe someb..
