Crystal Bonner Edit Meaning

1. The penis. Referred to in this fashion for it's serpentine behavior. Last night I force-fed and gagged Lisa with my zipper snake a..

1. The sad condition when men with average sized genitalia exit a lake or other cold body of water and have their miniaturized package trap..

1. A ghost pokemon with a skull for a face and two bones on its back. It's pretty much the coolest pokemon ever. Ok, besides mudkips...