Crystal Catholic

What is Crystal Catholic?


1.

A catholic, usually a woman, who in addition to being a devout catholic, believes in some combination of faeries, ghosts, ley lines, unicorns, crystal vibrations and certain other new agey stuff that might otherwise make someone think she's into wicca. These women tend to collect lots of crystals, and or figurines/statuettes. Purple and pastels are popular in this croud.

I ran into my high school girlfriend. Yeah, the one who used to believe in witchcraft and shit. Yeah, she calls herself a traditionalist catholic now, but she's really into unicorns. I guess she became a CRYSTAL CATHOLIC.

See crystals, wiccan, wicca, new age, catholic


90

Random Words:

1. A nigga that acts like a white person Sugee you are a fucking niggritz See nigga, whity, wonder bread, shit, both..
1. Short for sweaty minge Paula's been in the gym for ages, she must have a right swinge. See vagina, minge, pussy, beef curtains, f..
1. v. To garnish with the glorious marks of the band known as Zox. Derived from the word "vandalize," but without inheriting the..