What is Crystal Clutcher?
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Someone who believes in any of a number of "New Age" superstitious idiocy, such as: Catholic relics, speaking in tongues, dowsing, magnetic hills, UFOs, astrology, psychic power, homeopathy, therapeutic touch, some kinds of alternative medicine, spinal subluxations, channeling, mediums, and most particularly crystal power.
Every time I go to the sci-fi convention, there's always some stupid Crystal Clutcher trying to sell me a psychic reading.
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My fucking word...take it and I will kill you.
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When you wack off and giz in a condom and give some bitch a faceful of protein.
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Where a man fucks a woman as hard as he can and tries make her squeal. Especially good with her legs over your shoulders!
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