Crystal Clutcher

What is Crystal Clutcher?


1.

Someone who believes in any of a number of "New Age" superstitious idiocy, such as: Catholic relics, speaking in tongues, dowsing, magnetic hills, UFOs, astrology, psychic power, homeopathy, therapeutic touch, some kinds of alternative medicine, spinal subluxations, channeling, mediums, and most particularly crystal power.

Every time I go to the sci-fi convention, there's always some stupid Crystal Clutcher trying to sell me a psychic reading.

See Ian


93

Random Words:

1. A short woman that does not know what the FUCK she is talking about! Ms. Culuya is a dumb bitch! See stupid, idot, moran, clueless, du..
1. When your boobs and belly become one. She used to have really perky hooters, but now that they lay on her stomach, she has a unitorso. ..
1. Very talented singer who just might destroy every other guy's chances of getting laid. What? Michael Bublé is still in this planet..