What is Crystal Clutcher?
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Someone who believes in any of a number of "New Age" superstitious idiocy, such as: Catholic relics, speaking in tongues, dowsing, magnetic hills, UFOs, astrology, psychic power, homeopathy, therapeutic touch, some kinds of alternative medicine, spinal subluxations, channeling, mediums, and most particularly crystal power.
Every time I go to the sci-fi convention, there's always some stupid Crystal Clutcher trying to sell me a psychic reading.
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A cross between undulating (shaking uncontrollably) and yuyulating ("wawawawawawa") loudly.
Often used to express excitement...
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A black man's rather large, intimidating love organ
The white chicks just gotta have the ebony pole...what's a n***** to do?
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