What is Crystal Clutcher?
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Someone who believes in any of a number of "New Age" superstitious idiocy, such as: Catholic relics, speaking in tongues, dowsing, magnetic hills, UFOs, astrology, psychic power, homeopathy, therapeutic touch, some kinds of alternative medicine, spinal subluxations, channeling, mediums, and most particularly crystal power.
Every time I go to the sci-fi convention, there's always some stupid Crystal Clutcher trying to sell me a psychic reading.
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An erect penis that is trying to be used for peeing.
I had to pee, but I had a raging teapot, so I had to bend over and peed on the sea..
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repressed sperm
i didn't masterbait or fornicate for over a month so had a big load of putter butter to drop
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