Crystal Crushers Edit Meaning

1. The art of poking an erect penis into someones eye for a laugh and then shouting about it. While enjoying a bit of foreplay, he thought..

1. UK: Heard in military training camps when explaining to lower ranks why a difficult or unpleasnt task has to be carried out. Recruit: ...

1. after intercourse taking a dump and rather then cleanin yourself, headin back to the bedroom for a rusty trombone, while sippin an ice c..