What is Crystal Mess?
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Any person, place or thing that has been severely damaged due to 
"Jesus H, have you seen Bob lately? He hasn't slept in twelve days and his arms are a crystal mess."
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jizzing in some ones mouth usualy while sleeping or during intercourse.
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A fruity small person. Fruity meaning gay.
Yo nigga, yo bro's a fukin fruitchkin
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Arguably one of the most successful marching band programs in California. The Upland Highland Regiment has received numerous first place..