Crystal Methodist

What is Crystal Methodist?

A piece of white trash that finds solace and spiritual healing in regular communion with methamphetamines.

Tyler doesn't feel so bad about pummeling his girlfriend since he became a crystal methodist.

See redneck, bubba, inbred, nascar

Using My Toothpaste

1. Someone who said they would stay for a couple of nights but what they actually meant was 3 weeks. She came over and still hasn't l..

The Lost Prophets

1. Another wrong name for the band "Lostprophets". omg, i saw lyk the lost prophets on teevee today!11! See N..

Double Shift

1. To have sexwith a one night stand in the morning as well as the night before. "Dude I did a double shift last night cos she was an..

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