Crystal Methodist

What is Crystal Methodist?

A piece of white trash that finds solace and spiritual healing in regular communion with methamphetamines.

Tyler doesn't feel so bad about pummeling his girlfriend since he became a crystal methodist.

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Exciturd

1. pumped or excited. Kelly, I'm so exciturd to be with you ! Everyone's gonna see this, I'm so exciturd!!!!! Sarah is ex..

Meat Wand

1. 1. An individually packaged long cylindrical meat product found at most gas stations. AKA Slim Jim, Beef Jerky 2. A man's shaft, ..

Full Of Shizzle

1. full of shit! He said that her vagina was so tight that it felt like it had a headlock on his manhood. When I had her, it felt like I ..

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