Crystal Methodist

What is Crystal Methodist?

A piece of white trash that finds solace and spiritual healing in regular communion with methamphetamines.

Tyler doesn't feel so bad about pummeling his girlfriend since he became a crystal methodist.

See redneck, bubba, inbred, nascar

Vasoban

1. eating out the contest of your ass with a garden shovel. mummy i need a vasoba..

Army Proof

1. To make something Army Proof, you take something that is idiot proof, and make the instructions even more explicit and harder to fuck up..

Johnny Pseudonym

1. My attempt at being a wise-ass. Receptionist- Name please? Me- John Pseudonym Receptionist-...Security! See Johnny Pseudonym..

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