Crystal Methodist

What is Crystal Methodist?

A piece of white trash that finds solace and spiritual healing in regular communion with methamphetamines.

Tyler doesn't feel so bad about pummeling his girlfriend since he became a crystal methodist.

See redneck, bubba, inbred, nascar

Twone

1. When something has two to one odd ratio. I won 36 dollars at the racetrack because my horse was rated at twone odds for an 18 dollar be..

Bitch Gravy

1. The Orgasmic and Pre-Orgasmic release or secretion of fluids from a woman's Paraurethral Gland (G Spot) while being aroused/stimula..

Inyerendo

1. a word used any time one gets fucked in the ass over something. That barium enema aint no big deal, it's just a little inyerendo....

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