Crystal Methodist

What is Crystal Methodist?

A piece of white trash that finds solace and spiritual healing in regular communion with methamphetamines.

Tyler doesn't feel so bad about pummeling his girlfriend since he became a crystal methodist.

See redneck, bubba, inbred, nascar

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Oklahoma Banjo

1. When a man ties strings to his penis and lets a girl play it like a banjo with her tongue! She gave me an oklahoma banjo last night! S..

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