Crystal Methodist

What is Crystal Methodist?

A piece of white trash that finds solace and spiritual healing in regular communion with methamphetamines.

Tyler doesn't feel so bad about pummeling his girlfriend since he became a crystal methodist.

See redneck, bubba, inbred, nascar

Vag Around

1. A girls night out/hangin out/messin around/women not doin much of anything. Movie night or a night out on the town, female variant of &q..

Hat Full Of Assholes

1. unattractive, ugly, a site as bad as a hat full of assholes. ' that gronk you picked up last night was as pretty as a hat full of ..

Columbus Side Car

1. Fucking a person in their Colostomy bag hole. That guy had a third input, so I gave him a Columbus Side Car. See columbus, side, car, ..

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