Crystal Methodist

What is Crystal Methodist?

A piece of white trash that finds solace and spiritual healing in regular communion with methamphetamines.

Tyler doesn't feel so bad about pummeling his girlfriend since he became a crystal methodist.

See redneck, bubba, inbred, nascar

Grand Prix Poo

1. The grand prix poo,the first poo stops the the rest coming out, once it has the rest follow very fast.Just like the pace car in F1. once..

Kick In The Back Door

1. to be penetrated rectally, generally by a penis. Being buggered. He is so hot i'd give him a kick in the back door See anal sex,..

Dollar Bomb

1. Balling up paper currency and throwing it at a stripper or on the stage Hahaha...my dollar bomb hit that chick in the tit! See tip, ma..

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