Crystal Methodist

What is Crystal Methodist?

A piece of white trash that finds solace and spiritual healing in regular communion with methamphetamines.

Tyler doesn't feel so bad about pummeling his girlfriend since he became a crystal methodist.

See redneck, bubba, inbred, nascar

Suitarize

1. When playing cards..anizing your hand according to suit and in numerical order. Player 1: *deals cards* Player 2: Ok. Lets suitarize a..

Yumpta

1. the redneck way of saying "you want to?" in one word. I ain't puttin' my hand in there! yumpta? See come on..

Madame And Eve, Not Adam And Eve!

1. A phrase that lesbian women would exclaim to groups of people to express their defiant pride of their sexual orientation. Antonyn: Ada..

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