Crystal Methodist

What is Crystal Methodist?

A piece of white trash that finds solace and spiritual healing in regular communion with methamphetamines.

Tyler doesn't feel so bad about pummeling his girlfriend since he became a crystal methodist.

See redneck, bubba, inbred, nascar

Boomstrate

1. The act of producing flatulence, fartin,breaking wind. Tom had eaten mass amounts of refried and he had to boomstrate all night long.. ..

Ultraviolence

1. A term used in the book and film version of "A Clockwork Orange". It means horrible horrible violence. Some of the old moloko..

30 Minute

1. When someone sits in path room for 30 minutes Calebs taking his 4th 30 minute today!..

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