Crystal Methodist

What is Crystal Methodist?

A piece of white trash that finds solace and spiritual healing in regular communion with methamphetamines.

Tyler doesn't feel so bad about pummeling his girlfriend since he became a crystal methodist.

See redneck, bubba, inbred, nascar

Draw Bridging

1. When two women are fornicating and they put their asses together, thus performing the drawbridge, the two women then shit, try to shit i..

Uriegasm

1. when one feels an orgasum produced by the thought, sight, touch, smell, sound, or taste of Brendon Boyd Urie (panic! at the disco frontm..

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