Crystal Methodist

What is Crystal Methodist?

A piece of white trash that finds solace and spiritual healing in regular communion with methamphetamines.

Tyler doesn't feel so bad about pummeling his girlfriend since he became a crystal methodist.

See redneck, bubba, inbred, nascar

Why Am I Wearing Pants? Moment

1. A moment of sudden realisation. Derived from the feeling felt when one is home alone and realises that the act of wearing pantsis futile..

Tramplepants

1. What to call a girl who is walking around loudly with pants on, namely trampling. Usually before or after some form of bedroom activity...

Rotflmaociaasdboc

1. rolling on the floor lauing my ass off cuz i am a stpuid dueche bag on crack man ROTFLMAOCIAASDBOC..

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