Crystal Methodist

What is Crystal Methodist?

A piece of white trash that finds solace and spiritual healing in regular communion with methamphetamines.

Tyler doesn't feel so bad about pummeling his girlfriend since he became a crystal methodist.

See redneck, bubba, inbred, nascar

Dooche Bag

1. 1.a item used to clean out any "jucies" that may be in a women's vaginal canal. 2.a good name to call someone 1. After ..

Chinos

1. A pair of khaki pants that tends to fit better than your average pair of Dockers. Unfortunately, these pants tend to come in some prett..

Clit Limpet

1. where one gets a seal between ones upper lips and her lower lips oh my lord I can't believe it. She's such a dirty clit limpe..

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