Crystal Methodist

What is Crystal Methodist?


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A piece of white trash that finds solace and spiritual healing in regular communion with methamphetamines.

Tyler doesn't feel so bad about pummeling his girlfriend since he became a crystal methodist.

See redneck, bubba, inbred, nascar


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