What is Crystal Monkey Palace?
1.
A place where people wear a lot of shiny shit, but are dumber than a box of rocks. A small office space full of officers that don't know thier ass from a hole in the ground.
While at Marine Corps Detachment, Aberdeen Proving Grounds, I stopped by the Crystal Monkey Palace to see what kind of crazy bullshit they had planned next.
Dan loves to pull his puppet strings at the Crystal monkey palace to show off his self claimed power.
Random Words:
1.
shot up; shot many times
"If Felix don't take out that garbage that fool finna get swiss cheezed up--fo real!"
"Th..
1.
Slipping a cold toe into the backside of a badonkadonk.
You best chappiechan if you want to get some gerbil loving.
2.
The act of mak..
1.
A penis. Up to no good, of course.
We were just watching a movie and he pulled out the one-eyed bandit on me. wtf?
See dick, cock, fuc..
