What is Crystal Monkey Palace?
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A place where people wear a lot of shiny shit, but are dumber than a box of rocks. A small office space full of officers that don't know thier ass from a hole in the ground.
While at Marine Corps Detachment, Aberdeen Proving Grounds, I stopped by the Crystal Monkey Palace to see what kind of crazy bullshit they had planned next.
Dan loves to pull his puppet strings at the Crystal monkey palace to show off his self claimed power.
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Similar to social networking but done while sloshed off your ass. Usually results in some excellent drunk texts.
"Why are you twee..
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The act of punching a parnter's eye while ejaculating on the chin. Very sinister move
That's one pirate we'll never forg..
