Crystal Palarse

What is Crystal Palarse?


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a football team located in saaf london.

simon jordan- you'll recognize him as the bloke who has a striking resemblance to a tangerine- is the chairman.

lost to the mighty brighton 1-0.

that is all.

Brighton fan - we beat the scum 1-0

Roberto - que?

Brighton fan - crystal palarse, we beat them 1-0

See crystal, palace, football, brighton, fc


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