Crystal Pony

What is Crystal Pony?

a pony that has been fed meth. how to tell if you have a crystal pony on your hands:

1. it just lies down frothing at the mouth

2. it might cough up blood

3. it likes eating mud

"oh no!" said man1

"what?" said man2

"thats a crystal pony!" said man1

"so...." said man2

"i want a ride!" said man1

"dude hes eating your pants!" said man2

"feets dont fail me now!" said man1

See pants, ride, crystal, pony, meth

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