What is Crystal Pony?
1.
a pony that has been fed meth. how to tell if you have a crystal pony on your hands:
1. it just lies down frothing at the mouth
2. it might cough up blood
3. it likes eating mud
"oh no!" said man1
"what?" said man2
"thats a crystal pony!" said man1
"so...." said man2
"i want a ride!" said man1
"dude hes eating your pants!" said man2
"feets dont fail me now!" said man1
See
Random Words:
1.
The relaxed state of comfort and vacation when in the presence of hoes.
As I am typing this I am in a state of comfortaish due to the f..
1.
A theme party where people get together dressed in their best ghetto fabulous clothes carrying their favorite 40 ounce for consumption. ..