Crystal Pony

What is Crystal Pony?


1.

a pony that has been fed meth. how to tell if you have a crystal pony on your hands:

1. it just lies down frothing at the mouth

2. it might cough up blood

3. it likes eating mud

"oh no!" said man1

"what?" said man2

"thats a crystal pony!" said man1

"so...." said man2

"i want a ride!" said man1

"dude hes eating your pants!" said man2

"feets dont fail me now!" said man1

See pants, ride, crystal, pony, meth


47

Random Words:

1. 1.urban dictionary pimpin: The use of urban dictionary to attract members of the opposite sex. People have found many ways to achieve u..
1. cute face. the son of a father vidovich. "you are making such a vidovich!" "son of a vidovich!" See diane, justi..
1. The Grauniad is a nickname for the UK national newpaper, the Guardian, because of a now ill-founded reputation for typos. The name was g..