What is Crystal Pony?
1.
a pony that has been fed meth. how to tell if you have a crystal pony on your hands:
1. it just lies down frothing at the mouth
2. it might cough up blood
3. it likes eating mud
"oh no!" said man1
"what?" said man2
"thats a crystal pony!" said man1
"so...." said man2
"i want a ride!" said man1
"dude hes eating your pants!" said man2
"feets dont fail me now!" said man1
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