Crystal River

What is Crystal River?

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A Small Town with its main points being its tent mall and its nuclear power plant. Great places to waste time are the OP Parking Lot or Ft. Island Beach, be warned the beach may be radioactive. There is Nothing to do in this region and days may consist walking from the HS to the Mall and/or Going to the Mud Hole. Admiring the woods while holding Aluminium Cans is also enjoyable.

There is no explaining Crystal River or Citrus County... Visiting it is not recommended.

See the river, pirates, mudding
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