Crystal River

What is Crystal River?


1.

A Small Town with its main points being its tent mall and its nuclear power plant. Great places to waste time are the OP Parking Lot or Ft. Island Beach, be warned the beach may be radioactive. There is Nothing to do in this region and days may consist walking from the HS to the Mall and/or Going to the Mud Hole. Admiring the woods while holding Aluminium Cans is also enjoyable.

There is no explaining Crystal River or Citrus County... Visiting it is not recommended.

See the river, pirates, mudding


19

Random Words:

1. A monster in hiding that lives in the snow and will suck you under with their tentacle and break your leg. Could also be a rat trap... n..
1. From memory - derived at Sedbergh School Cumbria Where billet (french for ticket) simply replaces the word ticket in the well known &q..
1. 1. anal sexwhile the giver is wearing a three- point hat and the reciever is bent over Plymouth Rock 2. interchangable for the word &qu..