What is Crystal Spring Turtle?
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Giving somebody a crystal spring turtle is a sexual act. It involves one parter "prairie dogging" a piece of feces in and out of their rectum, while the other either urinates or ejaculates on the half protruding feces. The partner then pulls the feces back in, like a turtle retreating into its shell.
Guy #1: Hey bro i heard you gave Sally a crystal spring turtle last night
Guy#2: Hell yea man! I crystal spring'd all over that turtle!! Jealous??
Guy#1: Uuuhh...not really
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Adjective. Random. Wacky. Without any order.
Derived from entropy, the measure of randomness, as learnt in AP Chemistry.
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Generic term for a Jewish holiday you can't pronounce but you're off from school for anyway
I'll see you tomorrow at 3:3..
