What is Crystal Stroker?
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An obscurtantist new-ager that gets their scientific information from the Psychic Friend's Network rather than, say, a peer reviewed scientific journal or college textbook.
Hippie: Quantum Mechanics proves the universe is conscious!
Scientist: No, it doesn't, you smelly crystal stroker.
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a state of excessive outer clit tissue that is reminiscent in appearance to a butterflied porkchop that somebody set a cherry bomb off i..
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Knowledgeable of the ways of the street.
If you ain't up on things... etc...
