What is Crystal Stroker?
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An obscurtantist new-ager that gets their scientific information from the Psychic Friend's Network rather than, say, a peer reviewed scientific journal or college textbook.
Hippie: Quantum Mechanics proves the universe is conscious!
Scientist: No, it doesn't, you smelly crystal stroker.
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the act of and taking pictures of, you and/or your friends staging or pretending to randomly pass out in outrageous places. The more out..
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Producing or accomplishing nothing.
After going to Best Buy for tech support, being told wrong information and then figuring out the pr..
