What is Crystal Stroker?
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An obscurtantist new-ager that gets their scientific information from the Psychic Friend's Network rather than, say, a peer reviewed scientific journal or college textbook.
Hippie: Quantum Mechanics proves the universe is conscious!
Scientist: No, it doesn't, you smelly crystal stroker.
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Random Words:
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1.The universal comeback*.
2.The comeback to end all comebacks*.
3.The most overly used comeback ever.
*in theory
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