What is Crystal Stroker?
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An obscurtantist new-ager that gets their scientific information from the Psychic Friend's Network rather than, say, a peer reviewed scientific journal or college textbook.
Hippie: Quantum Mechanics proves the universe is conscious!
Scientist: No, it doesn't, you smelly crystal stroker.
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Low-quality fast-food chicken, slightly higher quality than the stuff they put in dog food. The term was revealed to me in large, bright..
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Something that happens that is less than desirable.
Jim: AAAHhhhhhh! I just burnt my jam rolypoly!!
Wev: Oh man, that's gashburge..
