What is Crystal Stroker?
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An obscurtantist new-ager that gets their scientific information from the Psychic Friend's Network rather than, say, a peer reviewed scientific journal or college textbook.
Hippie: Quantum Mechanics proves the universe is conscious!
Scientist: No, it doesn't, you smelly crystal stroker.
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The hickest town in ALL of history. Everybody knows everybody, but hates each other at the same time. Also known as Drama Town.
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A noun which describes the act of taking a dump at someone else's house. There once was actually an Uncle Pete who repeatedly shit..
