What is Crystal Stroker?
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An obscurtantist new-ager that gets their scientific information from the Psychic Friend's Network rather than, say, a peer reviewed scientific journal or college textbook.
Hippie: Quantum Mechanics proves the universe is conscious!
Scientist: No, it doesn't, you smelly crystal stroker.
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A recruiter who seeks out working hands, not brains
I consider becoming a handhunter in middle Africa
See headhunter, recruiter, work..
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Small fingers
Look at your hands, you have chubby didgets..
