What is Crystal Stroker?
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An obscurtantist new-ager that gets their scientific information from the Psychic Friend's Network rather than, say, a peer reviewed scientific journal or college textbook.
Hippie: Quantum Mechanics proves the universe is conscious!
Scientist: No, it doesn't, you smelly crystal stroker.
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A phrase normally used by hypochondriacs when they are dealt a great deal of pain.
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In a general sense, a change happening on a vast scale. A shift in the big picture, if you will.
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