What is Crystal Stroker?
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An obscurtantist new-ager that gets their scientific information from the Psychic Friend's Network rather than, say, a peer reviewed scientific journal or college textbook.
Hippie: Quantum Mechanics proves the universe is conscious!
Scientist: No, it doesn't, you smelly crystal stroker.
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Derived from the internet acronym "lol" This is what happens when you start laughing at something so funny it's practical..
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v. To become confused in a financial transaction, ending up with 85 dollars less than you originally began with.
The pizza guy definite..
