Crystal Stroker

What is Crystal Stroker?

1.

An obscurtantist new-ager that gets their scientific information from the Psychic Friend's Network rather than, say, a peer reviewed scientific journal or college textbook.

Hippie: Quantum Mechanics proves the universe is conscious!

Scientist: No, it doesn't, you smelly crystal stroker.

See hippie, bullshit artist, retard, moron
47

Random Words:

Zenner
1. A Succubus like prostitute, often parading around like a woman with a gigantic penis. Often times this succubus will appear as a blonde ..
Read more
Roflsaurusrex
1. The dinosaur that runs around and makes a ROFL noise when it runs jumps and eats usually stated after a funny joke. I herd this joke fr..
Read more
Asvln
1. An abbreviation of the words age, sex, violence, language and nudity. it is used to determine what television programs are suitable for ..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free