What is Crystal Stroker?
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An obscurtantist new-ager that gets their scientific information from the Psychic Friend's Network rather than, say, a peer reviewed scientific journal or college textbook.
Hippie: Quantum Mechanics proves the universe is conscious!
Scientist: No, it doesn't, you smelly crystal stroker.
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A expression used to describe the action of masterbating or "jerking off" used to get off or pleasure. usaul finished by busti..
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Originated in China and brought to America in 1849. It's when your face look zackary like your asshole
That ugly fuck has Zachary ..
