What is Crystal Stroker?
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An obscurtantist new-ager that gets their scientific information from the Psychic Friend's Network rather than, say, a peer reviewed scientific journal or college textbook.
Hippie: Quantum Mechanics proves the universe is conscious!
Scientist: No, it doesn't, you smelly crystal stroker.
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Random Words:
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Used as a follow-up to the phrase "You get drive".
"You get drive, me come also."..
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A gentler way of saying hand job.
All she would do is a hand hug.
See hand, hugs, jobs, gentle, foreplay..
