What is Crystal Stroker?
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An obscurtantist new-ager that gets their scientific information from the Psychic Friend's Network rather than, say, a peer reviewed scientific journal or college textbook.
Hippie: Quantum Mechanics proves the universe is conscious!
Scientist: No, it doesn't, you smelly crystal stroker.
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A weakling, a squishy tart with a shrill voice and short memory-span. Now, where was I?
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When you are in a large place, such as a large high school, and you go all over looking for one place, such as a gym or classroom.
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