Crystal Stroker

What is Crystal Stroker?

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An obscurtantist new-ager that gets their scientific information from the Psychic Friend's Network rather than, say, a peer reviewed scientific journal or college textbook.

Hippie: Quantum Mechanics proves the universe is conscious!

Scientist: No, it doesn't, you smelly crystal stroker.

See hippie, bullshit artist, retard, moron
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