What is Crystal Stroker?
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An obscurtantist new-ager that gets their scientific information from the Psychic Friend's Network rather than, say, a peer reviewed scientific journal or college textbook.
Hippie: Quantum Mechanics proves the universe is conscious!
Scientist: No, it doesn't, you smelly crystal stroker.
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Random Words:
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To ask a girl for oral pleasure
you bitch, you better parkdeez nutz!
See parkin, nut, suck, blow, pleasure..
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a fart that shakes things/whatever you're sitting on
the reverberator shook the entire bed
See fart, vibrate, gas, loud..
