What is Crystal Stroker?
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An obscurtantist new-ager that gets their scientific information from the Psychic Friend's Network rather than, say, a peer reviewed scientific journal or college textbook.
Hippie: Quantum Mechanics proves the universe is conscious!
Scientist: No, it doesn't, you smelly crystal stroker.
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Random Words:
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-a greeting
Sanchez: "yowassuman"
Yosh: "excuse me"
See fun, unicorns, orgasm, dirty sanchez..
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time after curfew when two people sneak out to hook up; attractive because
a. late nighters are generally too awkward to hook up under ..
