What is Crystal Stroker?
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An obscurtantist new-ager that gets their scientific information from the Psychic Friend's Network rather than, say, a peer reviewed scientific journal or college textbook.
Hippie: Quantum Mechanics proves the universe is conscious!
Scientist: No, it doesn't, you smelly crystal stroker.
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The Highway Mexican is a complex technique used in the Penis Showing Game. To complete the maneuver, one must tuck the penis back and to..
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A mans penis when fully erect.
Also known as a Rusty Love Stick for Red Heads
Stevey P: Eat my Rusty Love Stick
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The second choice when naming our beloved United States of America.
America is named for Amerigo vespucci. Let's all be thankful ..
