Crystal Stroker

What is Crystal Stroker?

1.

An obscurtantist new-ager that gets their scientific information from the Psychic Friend's Network rather than, say, a peer reviewed scientific journal or college textbook.

Hippie: Quantum Mechanics proves the universe is conscious!

Scientist: No, it doesn't, you smelly crystal stroker.

See hippie, bullshit artist, retard, moron
47

Random Words:

Arsefy
1. Pronounced: Arse-if-eye. 1. To totally screw something up, specifically by doing something irrisponsible. 2. To ruin a movie, TV show..
Read more
Kud
1. Something that is lacking, unsatisfying or otherwise undesirable This dinner tastes like Kud. 2. The lead vocalist for one of the bes..
Read more
Breakfast-of-champions
1. Commonly known as 'goin down on' your girlfriend the morning after a previous night of rampant sex "i had a 'breakf..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free