What is Crystal Stroker?
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An obscurtantist new-ager that gets their scientific information from the Psychic Friend's Network rather than, say, a peer reviewed scientific journal or college textbook.
Hippie: Quantum Mechanics proves the universe is conscious!
Scientist: No, it doesn't, you smelly crystal stroker.
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To painstakingly watch a movie just to find out there is no ending, leaving you dissatisfied like an unsavory sexual experience!
clover..
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When a man places his testicles onto the eyes of his partner and then farts into his/her mouth.
Cornelius likes to sleep with his mouth..
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The act of playing a game laughing really hard and owning on the game at the same time
Man you should have seen george cole lawlzerowna..
