What is Crystal Stroker?
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An obscurtantist new-ager that gets their scientific information from the Psychic Friend's Network rather than, say, a peer reviewed scientific journal or college textbook.
Hippie: Quantum Mechanics proves the universe is conscious!
Scientist: No, it doesn't, you smelly crystal stroker.
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A very attractive girl, that one would be more than happy to maturbate over.
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Northern English person's word for Scots that come from Glasgow
"Are you Jockineese or Jockwegian?...
...You're Jockwe..
