What is Crystal Stroker?
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An obscurtantist new-ager that gets their scientific information from the Psychic Friend's Network rather than, say, a peer reviewed scientific journal or college textbook.
Hippie: Quantum Mechanics proves the universe is conscious!
Scientist: No, it doesn't, you smelly crystal stroker.
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Girls that generally resemble mythical creatures such as odd sea creatures and animals from Greek Mythology. Can be shortened as MC.
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1. The act of taking a very large shit
"Somebody left a straight up YADDADA BOO BOO in the bathroom, son."
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What your buddy says when he won't go party with you anymore now that he has kids.
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