What is Crystal Stroker?
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An obscurtantist new-ager that gets their scientific information from the Psychic Friend's Network rather than, say, a peer reviewed scientific journal or college textbook.
Hippie: Quantum Mechanics proves the universe is conscious!
Scientist: No, it doesn't, you smelly crystal stroker.
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when your fuckin a girl at the top of the stairs and right when you cum, you boot her ass down the stairs and yell avalanche!
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skinny fag who has pics of fat ugly chicks on his phone
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