What is Crystal Stroker?
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An obscurtantist new-ager that gets their scientific information from the Psychic Friend's Network rather than, say, a peer reviewed scientific journal or college textbook.
Hippie: Quantum Mechanics proves the universe is conscious!
Scientist: No, it doesn't, you smelly crystal stroker.
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Better than most leet people, usually at counter strike.
You just knifed me, but im still ub3rl337z0r5!!!!!
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WTF?..
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a place where wrinkly old beeyotches/crones gather to bitch about men and life in general and study on weekends. also see 18033D Colleg..
