What is Crystal Stroker?
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An obscurtantist new-ager that gets their scientific information from the Psychic Friend's Network rather than, say, a peer reviewed scientific journal or college textbook.
Hippie: Quantum Mechanics proves the universe is conscious!
Scientist: No, it doesn't, you smelly crystal stroker.
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May have multiple meanings:
1. When describing a stupid person, or
2. When describing a very large rain storm.
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A person that bares ginger hair and is an extremley lazy, smelly and tinkerish type so to speak. Someone who has no motivation, a poor o..
