What is Crystal Stroker?
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An obscurtantist new-ager that gets their scientific information from the Psychic Friend's Network rather than, say, a peer reviewed scientific journal or college textbook.
Hippie: Quantum Mechanics proves the universe is conscious!
Scientist: No, it doesn't, you smelly crystal stroker.
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a girl so ugly you have to stare at the headboard in order to have sex with her
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A short stick, used for camping over an open fire, given to overweight people to prevent them from eating.
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