What is Crystal Stroker?
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An obscurtantist new-ager that gets their scientific information from the Psychic Friend's Network rather than, say, a peer reviewed scientific journal or college textbook.
Hippie: Quantum Mechanics proves the universe is conscious!
Scientist: No, it doesn't, you smelly crystal stroker.
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Change that happens slower than a snail's pace. Things that take so long to happen that a person could be born, grow up, get old, a..
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When you fuck Squid. Normally is derogatory.
See that girl Amy? She fucked Squid, so therefore she is squidified.
See squid, lame, as..
