What is Crystal Stroker?
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An obscurtantist new-ager that gets their scientific information from the Psychic Friend's Network rather than, say, a peer reviewed scientific journal or college textbook.
Hippie: Quantum Mechanics proves the universe is conscious!
Scientist: No, it doesn't, you smelly crystal stroker.
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noun: a trial in which anybody can put on a robe and claim that they are a judge
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Even more sarcasm than sarcasm even consists of.
Aubrey has more aubreycasm than anyone I know.
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