What is Crystal Stroker?
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An obscurtantist new-ager that gets their scientific information from the Psychic Friend's Network rather than, say, a peer reviewed scientific journal or college textbook.
Hippie: Quantum Mechanics proves the universe is conscious!
Scientist: No, it doesn't, you smelly crystal stroker.
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1. An occurrence of an orgasm/nerdgasm caused by or related to anything about star wars
Dude: "Oh man, I had this wicked for..
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A game played in english drinking institutions playing with fate by trying to get as close to having your head kicked in as you can, but..
