What is Crystal Stroker?
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An obscurtantist new-ager that gets their scientific information from the Psychic Friend's Network rather than, say, a peer reviewed scientific journal or college textbook.
Hippie: Quantum Mechanics proves the universe is conscious!
Scientist: No, it doesn't, you smelly crystal stroker.
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Random Words:
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Kleine Kügelchen aus Kot, die sich an den Haaren am Anus bilden, wenn man sich den Popo nicht richtig putzt.
Ich habe Klabusterbeeren a..
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a. an extremly clever meld of the words "I like the butt"
b. God's pseudonym
c. Satan's pseudonym
e. inventor of ..
