What is Crystal Stroker?
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An obscurtantist new-ager that gets their scientific information from the Psychic Friend's Network rather than, say, a peer reviewed scientific journal or college textbook.
Hippie: Quantum Mechanics proves the universe is conscious!
Scientist: No, it doesn't, you smelly crystal stroker.
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A big steaming pile of shit, similar looking in color, shape, and form to Sammy Ferrari
Stop at the base so i can drop a hot ferrari...
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white suburbia . possibly the deadest and emptiest town in hertfordshire, not very known. full of rich snobby pretty people .
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A large group of people having sex in a line. Very modern.
Me: "Hey who's up for a love train?"
You: "I know I am..
