Crystal Stroker

What is Crystal Stroker?

1.

An obscurtantist new-ager that gets their scientific information from the Psychic Friend's Network rather than, say, a peer reviewed scientific journal or college textbook.

Hippie: Quantum Mechanics proves the universe is conscious!

Scientist: No, it doesn't, you smelly crystal stroker.

See hippie, bullshit artist, retard, moron
47

Random Words:

Zours
1. best candy to eat when your high. you can find them at basically any gas station. DUDE! i got the major munchies. all right then lets ..
Read more
Haircake
1. someone whose presence is unnerving (eg. like hair in a cake) That guy is such a haircake See hair, cake, annoying, digusting, sick 2..
Read more
Flurd
1. A Flurd Is A Little Tiny Ball Of Toilet Paper That Gets Caught In Ur Butt Hair , During The Whipping Process. Bro, I Spent All Day Pick..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free