What is Crystal Stroker?
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An obscurtantist new-ager that gets their scientific information from the Psychic Friend's Network rather than, say, a peer reviewed scientific journal or college textbook.
Hippie: Quantum Mechanics proves the universe is conscious!
Scientist: No, it doesn't, you smelly crystal stroker.
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The baddest Mother Fucker on the planet who, by the way, came on your mom last night.
Matt Haggard came on my mom last night.
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Any music sung by a jigaboo and in most cases rap.
"Goddamit Josh! quit listening to them jigaboo jams, your a cracker!
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