What is Crystal Stroker?
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An obscurtantist new-ager that gets their scientific information from the Psychic Friend's Network rather than, say, a peer reviewed scientific journal or college textbook.
Hippie: Quantum Mechanics proves the universe is conscious!
Scientist: No, it doesn't, you smelly crystal stroker.
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when a woman/man (depending on sexual reference) empty's the contents of there anus onto the male after finishing anal sex.
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Needs a little zest, a little pizazz. Add something!
To put it bluntly: Your boring, you need a little lemon!
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