What is Crystal Stroker?
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An obscurtantist new-ager that gets their scientific information from the Psychic Friend's Network rather than, say, a peer reviewed scientific journal or college textbook.
Hippie: Quantum Mechanics proves the universe is conscious!
Scientist: No, it doesn't, you smelly crystal stroker.
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Giving someone a rimjobwhile they have diarrhea
It took me a long time and 200 bucks to convince her to give me a Denver Mudslide
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it is another word for a wang, dong, etc. . .
Timmy looked at Ol' Mr. Platypus that walks with a limp for hours last night.
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