What is Crystal Stroker?
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An obscurtantist new-ager that gets their scientific information from the Psychic Friend's Network rather than, say, a peer reviewed scientific journal or college textbook.
Hippie: Quantum Mechanics proves the universe is conscious!
Scientist: No, it doesn't, you smelly crystal stroker.
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a quality the inspires upchucking,potentially in mass quantity.
see also vomitous
marge's lasagna incited much upchuckery.
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Where one (Either Female, Or Male) is Condemned by their Husband.
That bitch was totally Husbandemned.
See husband, condemned, husband..
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It is when one party wants to give anal sex to another party in a very rough manner.
I was at a wrestling match then a fat guy in the a..
