What is Crystal Stroker?
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An obscurtantist new-ager that gets their scientific information from the Psychic Friend's Network rather than, say, a peer reviewed scientific journal or college textbook.
Hippie: Quantum Mechanics proves the universe is conscious!
Scientist: No, it doesn't, you smelly crystal stroker.
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Noun
like a body snatcher, but only with hot bods.
"i want your bod"
"bod snatcher!"
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the phenomenon that occurs when a woman sweats a guy so hard that she drives him into a freshman cheerleader's arms.
My friend exp..
