What is Crystal Stroker?
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An obscurtantist new-ager that gets their scientific information from the Psychic Friend's Network rather than, say, a peer reviewed scientific journal or college textbook.
Hippie: Quantum Mechanics proves the universe is conscious!
Scientist: No, it doesn't, you smelly crystal stroker.
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Punished according to the severity of the infraction.
He hasn't shown up for work for two days, so today he was reamed accordingly..
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The study and science of Amanda
The "amandistry theory" demonstrates the chain reaction that occurs when Amanda is within sig..
