What is Crystal Stroker?
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An obscurtantist new-ager that gets their scientific information from the Psychic Friend's Network rather than, say, a peer reviewed scientific journal or college textbook.
Hippie: Quantum Mechanics proves the universe is conscious!
Scientist: No, it doesn't, you smelly crystal stroker.
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being adventurous either way
It would be ambiventurous of us to either camp out while were tripping balls or camp out while we are not ..
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King of the monkeys, most useless shacker/stoofoo'er ever.
This is a post worthy of The Monkey King.
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