What is Crystal Stroker?
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An obscurtantist new-ager that gets their scientific information from the Psychic Friend's Network rather than, say, a peer reviewed scientific journal or college textbook.
Hippie: Quantum Mechanics proves the universe is conscious!
Scientist: No, it doesn't, you smelly crystal stroker.
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to simply be at the perfect point of intoxication. Just at your good point, hanging out just enjoying drinking and being with friends.
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To be attracted to young children, around 7-11 years of age specifically but can be used for any form of Pedophilia
That guy just keeps..
