What is Crystal Stroker?
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An obscurtantist new-ager that gets their scientific information from the Psychic Friend's Network rather than, say, a peer reviewed scientific journal or college textbook.
Hippie: Quantum Mechanics proves the universe is conscious!
Scientist: No, it doesn't, you smelly crystal stroker.
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The time period between 2000 and 2009, an unnamed decade, not a whole "New Millenium."
"Zero" as in "things ca..
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Adj: something done in an extermely swollfashion.
Bitch started trippin so he gave her a hulkamaniacal bitchslap..
