What is Crystal Stroker?
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An obscurtantist new-ager that gets their scientific information from the Psychic Friend's Network rather than, say, a peer reviewed scientific journal or college textbook.
Hippie: Quantum Mechanics proves the universe is conscious!
Scientist: No, it doesn't, you smelly crystal stroker.
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Defender of justice. Superhero. Legend.
Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's Oinky Swine!!!
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