What is Crystal Stroker?
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An obscurtantist new-ager that gets their scientific information from the Psychic Friend's Network rather than, say, a peer reviewed scientific journal or college textbook.
Hippie: Quantum Mechanics proves the universe is conscious!
Scientist: No, it doesn't, you smelly crystal stroker.
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Youve got to be shitting me, no fuggin way, oh my god that cant be right, your foot is on top of my penis.
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probably the worst band ever.
also the sound that comes from teo donkeys fucking
it also Seems like they spend more time on primping ..
