Crysterbate

What is Crysterbate?


1.

To masturbatewhilst sobbing in a torrid combination of lust and anguish. Presumably a growing trend among the emo crowd.

The night Becky broke up with me I got home and just crysterbated to old pictures of her for hours until I finally passed out in my computer chair, still gripping my dick in my tear/semen stained hands.

See masturbate, crysterbate, crying, masturbation, crysterbation

2.

The art of crying while you masturbate.

Hey man, That sucks that Sarah dumped you but you can stop locking you self in the bathroom to crysterbate, tears wont get you off any faster

See masterbate, cry, rebound, fetish, fucked up


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