Crysterbation

What is Crysterbation?

Crying whist masturbating.

Mike was so upset that his girlfriend cheated on him that he spent the entire night crysterbating while listening to The Cure.

Larry is really into crysterbation, especially since his wife left him.

See masturbate, cry, weep, sob

Evox

1. sweaty, scottish rapist evox:AM GONNAE RAPE U AT LAN YA FUCK IF U GIMME ANY MARE EH UR SHINNANAGINS See evox, mark, markku, dempsey, c..

Tarell

1. A man normally associated to looking like a catfish hey look at that fish. Oh nevermind thats tarell. "HI TARELL!" See tarre..

W00ten

1. dr1v3 l33t around wif0ut any s3nse to w00t with ya bike..

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