Crysterbation

What is Crysterbation?

Crying whist masturbating.

Mike was so upset that his girlfriend cheated on him that he spent the entire night crysterbating while listening to The Cure.

Larry is really into crysterbation, especially since his wife left him.

See masturbate, cry, weep, sob

Zorena

1. leet and best healer there is and pwnz pwnz ownz leet cool osv etc See aussie 2. old bag See mj..

Zunna

1. a small insecure closetted gay man who pretends to be a player but couldn't get layed by any sex of any species because of his grot..

Shelter

1. a person who has been sheilded from the real world by some means and doesn't understand how the world in reality works. Also 9 tim..

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