Crysterbation

What is Crysterbation?

Crying whist masturbating.

Mike was so upset that his girlfriend cheated on him that he spent the entire night crysterbating while listening to The Cure.

Larry is really into crysterbation, especially since his wife left him.

See masturbate, cry, weep, sob

Omgtysm

1. It's an acronymand it stands for: Oh My God Thank You So Much Pseudo Cyborg, "Look spaz - here's that music file ..

Particles

1. Pronounced "par ti cleez." He was the Greek god of quality-looking cheap furniture and the spokesperson for Rooms To Go. Spea..

Even!

1. Exclamation denoting agreement, surprise, approval He's totally rocking the porn moustache look Even! See no shit!..

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