Crysterbation

What is Crysterbation?

Crying whist masturbating.

Mike was so upset that his girlfriend cheated on him that he spent the entire night crysterbating while listening to The Cure.

Larry is really into crysterbation, especially since his wife left him.

See masturbate, cry, weep, sob

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Flaze Your Veblin

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