What is Crysturbate?
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Masturbating and crying and the same time.
"Since Jack left all I do is crysturbate."
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When you're sad and you
From overheard in New York,
Crysturbate! Girl: It's like, when you're sad and you masturbate!
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crying while one is masturbating
When I got home,I looked up my beautiful ex. When I started pleasing myself I also started crying, whispering "I love you" while I crysturbated.
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verb. the act of crying while sexually pleasuring one's self.
David loves to crysturbate to Zac Efron's chiseled abs and classical good looks.
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