Crysturbating

What is Crysturbating?

Seeking comfort and solace through masturbating while being upset over something..

Having been denied sex by his wife for the 34th night in a row John was spending the evening crysturbating to Nancy Grace on tv

See sadness, jerking off, masturbating, crying

Sashiko

1. The sexiest czech in the windy city. She rocks my world.. and i love to see her get down with the lights of the club shining down on her..

Zomfagiggle

1. a play on words towards zomg and/or zomf. it is used in a surpising or sudden sense. in rare cases it can be said in a comedic or sarcas..

Horsefingers

1. a person who uses only two fingers (usually the indexes) to type. As a result, typing is haphazard and typos often occur. Using horsefin..

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