Crysturbating

What is Crysturbating?

Seeking comfort and solace through masturbating while being upset over something..

Having been denied sex by his wife for the 34th night in a row John was spending the evening crysturbating to Nancy Grace on tv

See sadness, jerking off, masturbating, crying

Hermaphroditie

1. a person born with both male and female genitalia. The baby was born a hermaphrodite, making it difficult for the doctor to choose the ..

90-10

1. When someone bends you over 90 degrees and fucks you in the ass 10 inches. In other words, getting fucked over. Denise told me she coul..

Groutfiti

1. A form of graffiti. It involves writing in the tiny space of grout in between tiles in public toilets. The phrases always are made up of..

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