Crysturbating

What is Crysturbating?

Seeking comfort and solace through masturbating while being upset over something..

Having been denied sex by his wife for the 34th night in a row John was spending the evening crysturbating to Nancy Grace on tv

See sadness, jerking off, masturbating, crying

Jokefest

1. (noun) - Something that is a total joke (negative connotation). Nobles is a jokefest...

Hy-ler

1. A person who reaches their 20th birthday as a virgin but tries to get laid and always fails due to a lack of game. Guy1: Look at Jimmy ..

Ocker

1. Slang for a stereotypical Australian. Someone with a strong accent who enjoys beer, bbqs, Australian football, V8 cars, thongs etc. &q..

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