Crysturbating

What is Crysturbating?

Seeking comfort and solace through masturbating while being upset over something..

Having been denied sex by his wife for the 34th night in a row John was spending the evening crysturbating to Nancy Grace on tv

See sadness, jerking off, masturbating, crying

Sirrious

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Krusty Crab

1. when you have sex with a krusty vagina with crabs which then transfers to your dick. That girl gave ma a krusty crab last nite it was w..

Zombiecuse

1. Reference to Syracuse, NY by natives to imply the sleepy, zombie-like state the city seems to be stuck in. "Another mediocre day i..

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