Crysturbating

What is Crysturbating?

Seeking comfort and solace through masturbating while being upset over something..

Having been denied sex by his wife for the 34th night in a row John was spending the evening crysturbating to Nancy Grace on tv

See sadness, jerking off, masturbating, crying

Quagledoo

1. a bitch, someone who is completely undesirable Possibly appearing for the first time in Lucky McKee's "May". "Fuck..

Retroslut

1. A horny female stylin' a big 80's fuck-me hairdo. Sheeesh, can you smell the Aqua Net coming off of that creepy retroslut!?!..

Vicking

1. Evicting, away what you have, stealing, taking away, gaffling, ganking, relieving you of, stripping you of I'm Vicking you! Of al..

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