Crysturbating

What is Crysturbating?

Seeking comfort and solace through masturbating while being upset over something..

Having been denied sex by his wife for the 34th night in a row John was spending the evening crysturbating to Nancy Grace on tv

See sadness, jerking off, masturbating, crying

Husbafriend

1. A gay man's husband/boyfriend. Hence the smushing of the word together to encompass husband and boyfriend. This is Luke's hu..

Redumption

1. When you take two (or more) dumps in the top part of a toilet before it's cleaned out. I took an upper deck in that asshole's..

Zucher

1. Zucher (Zu Chur) A person who flatualates (farts) in the bathtub and then bites the rising bubbles. My little sister is a zucher. See..

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