Crysturbating

What is Crysturbating?

Seeking comfort and solace through masturbating while being upset over something..

Having been denied sex by his wife for the 34th night in a row John was spending the evening crysturbating to Nancy Grace on tv

See sadness, jerking off, masturbating, crying

Crude Melon's

1. 1. Poorly constructed breasts implants. 2. Implants that are too large for that persons body type. Some of these chicks are really mess..

Obeast

1. Severely overweight woman with any of the following : 1) Thick facial hair 2) Hairy chest 3) Fucked up Grill (teeth) 4) Wears bedshe..

Rooted System

1. The after-math of the human body being fucked. :Did you just get done boneing Sherrie? :Yeah look at that "Rooted System"...

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