Crysturbating

What is Crysturbating?

Seeking comfort and solace through masturbating while being upset over something..

Having been denied sex by his wife for the 34th night in a row John was spending the evening crysturbating to Nancy Grace on tv

See sadness, jerking off, masturbating, crying

Napover

1. The sluggishness one often feels after taking a nap when the body wants to stay asleep for the long haul but the afternoon's activi..

Mombo

1. Half mom, half bimbo. Did you see the stripper clothes that Mombo was wearing in the carpool line? See volamom, mom, bimbo, nauxparkie..

Queries

1. Very little queer people Are those Oompa Loompas also queries? See gary coleman, pricks, needledick 2. Asian Indian: (n) two or more..

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