Crysturbating

What is Crysturbating?

Seeking comfort and solace through masturbating while being upset over something..

Having been denied sex by his wife for the 34th night in a row John was spending the evening crysturbating to Nancy Grace on tv

See sadness, jerking off, masturbating, crying

Cocknurse

1. One who is socially reprehensible. "Can you believe how much of a cocknurse Tad is?" "Word son, he is so teh suck."..

W'sai

1. acronym for What Sex Am I. An expletive said when encountering a person whose gender is indeterminate. Dude, check out that w'sai!..

Equalizers

1. those big ass sunglasses that make every girl look good so you can't tell if they're actually hot Damn, she's got Equali..

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