Crysturbating

What is Crysturbating?

Seeking comfort and solace through masturbating while being upset over something..

Having been denied sex by his wife for the 34th night in a row John was spending the evening crysturbating to Nancy Grace on tv

See sadness, jerking off, masturbating, crying

Chocolaborate

1. v. to positively emphasize the finer points of an object or event to the point that it gains the desirability of chocolate. "She d..

Mustine

1. A person of crazy quality. Enjoys weed and Sonic the hedgehog a little too much. Will most likely be found next to a bong or a pile of w..

Rough Sex

1. Rough Sex Very vigourous sex for people who like pain, but aren't into the really kinky shit. May involve hair pulling, ass-slapp..

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