Crysturbating

What is Crysturbating?

Seeking comfort and solace through masturbating while being upset over something..

Having been denied sex by his wife for the 34th night in a row John was spending the evening crysturbating to Nancy Grace on tv

See sadness, jerking off, masturbating, crying

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Person Of Color

1. A patronizing, wimpy, pansy-ass expression meaning a colored guy. White liberals invented the expression so colored guys would not be of..

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