Crysturbating

What is Crysturbating?

Seeking comfort and solace through masturbating while being upset over something..

Having been denied sex by his wife for the 34th night in a row John was spending the evening crysturbating to Nancy Grace on tv

See sadness, jerking off, masturbating, crying

Hobo Eggs

1. Noun. Also called "hobo" "hobos" "egg-in-a-hole" or "one eyed Egyptians." A breakfast dish pre..

Fupis

1. fucking while pissing Damn that girl made me fupis. See Nicole..

Zoe Brown

1. Zoë is such a great person, with cool but weird clothes. She has a great personality even though she is slightly strange. She’s in love ..

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