Crysturbating

What is Crysturbating?

Seeking comfort and solace through masturbating while being upset over something..

Having been denied sex by his wife for the 34th night in a row John was spending the evening crysturbating to Nancy Grace on tv

See sadness, jerking off, masturbating, crying

Gulotta

1. Very Stupid (Brick) Senile Old Rodent Everyone hated the gulotta he is dumb as hell and very bad at everything See the, rodent, greg, ..

I'm So Mad

1. A phrase that expresses shock and disbelief, not anger. I'm so mad that the driver almost ran off the road. I'm so mad that ..

Quernamaner

1. Adj; describes retardism noun; a retarded person 1)thats so quernamaner 2)pete is such a quernamaner and my favorite...........examp..

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