Crysturbating

What is Crysturbating?

Seeking comfort and solace through masturbating while being upset over something..

Having been denied sex by his wife for the 34th night in a row John was spending the evening crysturbating to Nancy Grace on tv

See sadness, jerking off, masturbating, crying

Jazz Pants

1. noun: Large, billowy, MC Hammer-esque pants with stirrups. The stirrups are essential to contain all that jazz. "Check out those j..

Dule

1. adj. (duh-yee) Dumb and ugly. Comes from the latin word dulen meaning stupid ugly one. Also an animal that can sometimes be found hoppi..

Dirty Good

1. When the food you're eating is greasy, nasty, and otherwise disgusting, but you could care less because it is so good. Man, this R..

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