Crysturbating

What is Crysturbating?

Seeking comfort and solace through masturbating while being upset over something..

Having been denied sex by his wife for the 34th night in a row John was spending the evening crysturbating to Nancy Grace on tv

See sadness, jerking off, masturbating, crying

Naughtycal

1. Someone who has an excessive amount of aquatic themed tattoos, and is also good in bed. Frankee manley is so naughtycal. See tattooed,..

Off Brand Kid

1. a person that is a loser. also known as an OBK They are off brand kid because they do wierd things. If you sit with them you will be..

Yucky Feel

1. Like a bad Cop a Feel. Like if your drunk one night in a bar and feel up some chick that you then find out is a family member, that wou..

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