Crysturbating

What is Crysturbating?

Seeking comfort and solace through masturbating while being upset over something..

Having been denied sex by his wife for the 34th night in a row John was spending the evening crysturbating to Nancy Grace on tv

See sadness, jerking off, masturbating, crying

Tbs

1. Tech Bitch Syndrom---Typically used on girl from Georgia Tech but can be substituted for any school with a larger male population. The ..

Rot In Hell

1. What people always shout to others while theyre alive but at their funeral, you rarely hear anything but nice compliments. Just once id ..

Expecs

1. The fluff, mainly lint, the accumulates in one's hairy belly button. Having not bathed since Labor Day, I used my expecs as kindli..

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