Crysturbating

What is Crysturbating?

Seeking comfort and solace through masturbating while being upset over something..

Having been denied sex by his wife for the 34th night in a row John was spending the evening crysturbating to Nancy Grace on tv

See sadness, jerking off, masturbating, crying

Teh Mok

1. Someone who enjoys masturbating to shock sites, such as 2g1c, etc. "What's Michael doing?" "Masturbating to 2g1c....

Indian Chicken Rash

1. when someone gives an indian rug burn to your cock she is so bad at handjobs, she gave me an Indian Chicken Rash and then i slapped her..

Thunder Box

1. Slang term for vagina. Oh my God, his eyes are totally glued to her thunder box! See vagina, box, axe wound, cunt, pussy 2. An Aussi..

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