Crysturbating

What is Crysturbating?

Seeking comfort and solace through masturbating while being upset over something..

Having been denied sex by his wife for the 34th night in a row John was spending the evening crysturbating to Nancy Grace on tv

See sadness, jerking off, masturbating, crying

Zeppelining

1. To completely BS a scanner test, usually making pictures or spelling out words with the filled in bubbles. 1. "Dude, you know that..

Penis Choker

1. Someone who likes giving handys DUDE! She's a Penis Choker See Holly..

Quetun

1. spanish slang for pack of cigarettes. Its usage is in almost always among people who come from Panama. jefe, dame un quetun de blancos...

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