Crysturbating

What is Crysturbating?

Seeking comfort and solace through masturbating while being upset over something..

Having been denied sex by his wife for the 34th night in a row John was spending the evening crysturbating to Nancy Grace on tv

See sadness, jerking off, masturbating, crying

Fapilicious

1. Something so delicious that you have to fap to it - i.e. some big-ass titties, Terminator 2, or early Metallica albums. TOY STORY 3 IS ..

Redscot

1. An offensive term for a Scottish or Irish man with bright red hair, pale skin and freckles "We saw a redscot at the mall." S..

Caliban

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