Crysturbating

What is Crysturbating?

Seeking comfort and solace through masturbating while being upset over something..

Having been denied sex by his wife for the 34th night in a row John was spending the evening crysturbating to Nancy Grace on tv

See sadness, jerking off, masturbating, crying

Blogfodder

1. A stupid non-news item that in the real world isn't that important but some blogger finds it and soon everyone is talking (and blog..

Hemriod

1. when your asshole falls out not that sean has hemriods he has a bulge in the front and back. See sam..

Launch A Steamer

1. The grueling act of straining to push out an impacted bowel movement. To take a very huge, painful shit. If you feel you're gonna ..

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