Crysturbating

What is Crysturbating?

Seeking comfort and solace through masturbating while being upset over something..

Having been denied sex by his wife for the 34th night in a row John was spending the evening crysturbating to Nancy Grace on tv

See sadness, jerking off, masturbating, crying

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Tmic

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