Crysturbating

What is Crysturbating?

Seeking comfort and solace through masturbating while being upset over something..

Having been denied sex by his wife for the 34th night in a row John was spending the evening crysturbating to Nancy Grace on tv

See sadness, jerking off, masturbating, crying

Beluga Sandwich

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Doobie Dick

1. Doobie dick is a famous party which involves a male inserting a doobie(joint) into his penis and proceeding to wave it about trying to b..

Night Smurf

1. crafty little african hobbit that moonwalks in the shadows of the night. moonwalking in the daytime would ruin the jerri-curl. i almost..

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