Crysturbating

What is Crysturbating?

Seeking comfort and solace through masturbating while being upset over something..

Having been denied sex by his wife for the 34th night in a row John was spending the evening crysturbating to Nancy Grace on tv

See sadness, jerking off, masturbating, crying

Haxeh

1. some n00b who cudent hack his way through a paper bag. Thinks he is l33t and is going to h4x0r me for saying this. Possibly a Scriptkidd..

Uv Gold

1. An old UV bottle full of piss. Used to fool idiots who think there is such a thing as UV gold. "Oh shit, you gotta try this UV gol..

W'all

1. Contraction of "we" and "all". Similar to the popular Southern word "y'all", but is used in the the ..

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