Crysturbating

What is Crysturbating?

Seeking comfort and solace through masturbating while being upset over something..

Having been denied sex by his wife for the 34th night in a row John was spending the evening crysturbating to Nancy Grace on tv

See sadness, jerking off, masturbating, crying

It's All Hats

1. An expression used to indicate: 1. a. when named positions of authority are really just nominal roles b. extends to other positions..

1. What old people think the Wii is called. Dumb old lady @ Gamestop: Do you have any W2's in stock? See wii, video game, nintendo, ..

Yonder Sticks

1. A distance which is regarded as far away. Yonder (slang for beyond) sticks (slang for the woods, the bush or the country side). 1.Kurto..

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