Crysturbating

What is Crysturbating?

Seeking comfort and solace through masturbating while being upset over something..

Having been denied sex by his wife for the 34th night in a row John was spending the evening crysturbating to Nancy Grace on tv

See sadness, jerking off, masturbating, crying

Alchyweedycokeyketty Bender

1. This occurs when a person gets drunk and then smokes a spliff containing cannabis, cocaine and ketamine. This spliff is also a concoctio..

Photocrappies

1. photos that are meaningless. "Those are Ana's photocrappies, staring that makes me annoyed." See photojerk, photo, came..

Obfusologist

1. a person who inserts a word into a sentence which is completely irrelevant to the word he or she wants to use in the sentence. dude my ..

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