Crysturbating

What is Crysturbating?

Seeking comfort and solace through masturbating while being upset over something..

Having been denied sex by his wife for the 34th night in a row John was spending the evening crysturbating to Nancy Grace on tv

See sadness, jerking off, masturbating, crying

Obnoxious

1. the kind of people u wanna shoot in the head.. i wanna shoot my friend's obnoxious bf See gurl 2. annoying/demanding My sister..

Ze Poops

1. name for someone you love! i love you ze poops! See love, like, care, feelings, adore..

Dirty Bird

1. A touchdown celebration created by Jamal Anderson for the 1998 Atlanta Falcons. The dance, which consisted of flapping arms to act like ..

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