Crysturbating

What is Crysturbating?

Seeking comfort and solace through masturbating while being upset over something..

Having been denied sex by his wife for the 34th night in a row John was spending the evening crysturbating to Nancy Grace on tv

See sadness, jerking off, masturbating, crying

Orbital Lobotomy

1. The act of skull fucking an individual (through their eye socket) until they lose all individual identity. Karin has been much more agr..

Inu Yasha

1. Inu Yasha (also known as Inuyasha, Inu-Yasha, and in Japan as Inu Yasya) is a very good manga series and anime series created by Rumiko ..

W.t.f.

1. Denotes: What the Fuck! After a heavy night of drinking John exclaims, W.T.F., I can't find my wallet! See angry, confused, dumbf..

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