Crysturbating

What is Crysturbating?

Seeking comfort and solace through masturbating while being upset over something..

Having been denied sex by his wife for the 34th night in a row John was spending the evening crysturbating to Nancy Grace on tv

See sadness, jerking off, masturbating, crying

Clarenville

1. The Shithole of the universe. Thank god I don't live in Clarenville, it smells like shit. See Joe..

Torfuz

1. An expression which can be used to define a very stupid an ugly person. Oh my god! He's so ugly! He's a Torfuz!..

Blowing Smoke Up My Ass

1. Giving a gratuitous and insincere compliment, possibly to deceive. (Can be my, your, his, or her ass, but probably not plural, as in th..

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