Crysturbating

What is Crysturbating?

Seeking comfort and solace through masturbating while being upset over something..

Having been denied sex by his wife for the 34th night in a row John was spending the evening crysturbating to Nancy Grace on tv

See sadness, jerking off, masturbating, crying

Agony In Pink

1. A story of requited love. The love between a torture crazed biophidelic monster and his/her victim. "Say goodbye, Kimberly," ..

Ymbd

1. A sad saying meaning when a man cannot keep a boner long or that all that is good must end. a.k.a whY Must Boners Die ah man c&ap..

Kagging

1. Rape by emitting bodily fluids over a victim. Igatona kagged on Kagon. See Tenchimaru Draconis..

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