Crysturbating

What is Crysturbating?

Seeking comfort and solace through masturbating while being upset over something..

Having been denied sex by his wife for the 34th night in a row John was spending the evening crysturbating to Nancy Grace on tv

See sadness, jerking off, masturbating, crying

Marijuana Maintainance

1. Using marijuana to keep one's self from drinking alcohol if one is a recovering alcoholic. Friend 1: "Dude I've been off..

Runningice

1. A basketball term used when a player takes possestion of the ball in his/ her own half, and keeps possestion until ultimatly scoring a l..

Nonlifer

1. Someone that is anti social and needs to go "get some" Steph Stoisits is such a nonlifer she did not go to the party becuase ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Crysturbating Edit Meaning