Crysturbating

What is Crysturbating?

Seeking comfort and solace through masturbating while being upset over something..

Having been denied sex by his wife for the 34th night in a row John was spending the evening crysturbating to Nancy Grace on tv

See sadness, jerking off, masturbating, crying

W.o.p

1. Not to be confused with "wop" or without papers, or any type of Italian slur. But W.O.P is an abreaviation for without paper, ..

Invincikickassness

1. It's the feeling a man gets after watching a fighting movie. The man is feeling like he is invincible and that he is ready to kick ..

卍

1. The buddhist symbole of peace. Now if you tilt it sideways it's the nazi symbol (aka swastica) dude: 卍 out dudette: wtf ru a naz..

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