Crysturbating

What is Crysturbating?

Seeking comfort and solace through masturbating while being upset over something..

Having been denied sex by his wife for the 34th night in a row John was spending the evening crysturbating to Nancy Grace on tv

See sadness, jerking off, masturbating, crying

Flank Fuck

1. To have outercourse with the female anatomy found between the hip and ribs, usually referred to as the "tummy". Usually perfo..

Goonalicous

1. an attractive female with a tendency for blushing on public transportation That girl at the bus stop was goonalicous See bus stop, co..

Crack Ass Cracker

1. a dump ass white person. Look at that crack ass cracker. I ain't no crack ass cracker. See cracker, white, dumb ass, crack, whit..

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