Crysturbating

What is Crysturbating?

Seeking comfort and solace through masturbating while being upset over something..

Having been denied sex by his wife for the 34th night in a row John was spending the evening crysturbating to Nancy Grace on tv

See sadness, jerking off, masturbating, crying

To Bacon

1. To be utterly horrible at a performance, act, or activity that one is trying very hard to be good at. Try not to bacon like the young b..

Rurouni

1. The actual term for the definition below is ronin. Rurouni is a word created by Nobuhiro Watsuki for the manga-turned-anime Rurouni Ken..

Hippist

1. Someone who hates Horses. George is such a fudge packing hippist! See horse, haters, equine, mirk, donkey..

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