Crysturbating

What is Crysturbating?

Seeking comfort and solace through masturbating while being upset over something..

Having been denied sex by his wife for the 34th night in a row John was spending the evening crysturbating to Nancy Grace on tv

See sadness, jerking off, masturbating, crying

Jigglybit

1. A unit used to measure porn storage. Often abbreviated to Jb. One eigth of a JigglyByte. "Last night Ed calculated that he has ov..

Friday Night Fuck Fest

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Lavdu

1. an idiot or dumb person He is a lavdu, doesn't do anything right. See idiot, dumb, ass, moron, choot 2. Very very Wicked Person..

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