Crysturbating

What is Crysturbating?

Seeking comfort and solace through masturbating while being upset over something..

Having been denied sex by his wife for the 34th night in a row John was spending the evening crysturbating to Nancy Grace on tv

See sadness, jerking off, masturbating, crying

Halfblind

1. Unable to see clearly; seeing blurred or unclear figures. Ted was halfblind when he walked into the women's restroom instead of th..

Hopacity

1. The amount of ho in a bitch. Ashton: How's the sex life? John: Well there's this one bitch Mary I've been talkin' ..

Nigger Repellent

1. Anything to keep niggers away from your shit. Such as mayonnaise is used to keep niggers away from your food. Put that nigger repellent..

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