Crysturbating

What is Crysturbating?

Seeking comfort and solace through masturbating while being upset over something..

Having been denied sex by his wife for the 34th night in a row John was spending the evening crysturbating to Nancy Grace on tv

See sadness, jerking off, masturbating, crying

Larry Lejune

1. A rare tongue disorder that disables the function to keep the tongue in the mouth. I saw a fight on Youtube of a boy who fought with hi..

Zak'd

1. To do something to perfection or to beat someone mercilessly. He really Zak'd you up. See beaten, owned, pwned 2. A way of seri..

Styromid

1. a pyramid shaped mass constructed from styrofoam or styrofoam objects I built the Great Styromids are the 1st Wonder of Internville Se..

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