Crysturbating

What is Crysturbating?

Seeking comfort and solace through masturbating while being upset over something..

Having been denied sex by his wife for the 34th night in a row John was spending the evening crysturbating to Nancy Grace on tv

See sadness, jerking off, masturbating, crying

Ditka Punch

1. To strike with the force of a Mack truck. To decimate an oponent with a single blow. Used as a sexual reference, whilst humping doggysty..

Xnews

1. A small, but excellent Windows newsreader application for reading and posting to newsgroups, downloading binaries, etc. Xnews is one of..

Quality Horizontal Time

1. to spend time together in the horizontal position, not particularly with sexual contact (but it is acceptable) laying around goofing of..

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