Crysturbating

What is Crysturbating?

Seeking comfort and solace through masturbating while being upset over something..

Having been denied sex by his wife for the 34th night in a row John was spending the evening crysturbating to Nancy Grace on tv

See sadness, jerking off, masturbating, crying

Quickness

1. a person doing something rather fast Katy got here in the quickness. 2. sarcastic name for someone who has just done or said somethin..

Bucketbong

1. Also known as depth charges and gravity-bong. This is a device that uses gravity and air pressure to draw the smoke into a large chambe..

Gobberwarts

1. they are Your gonads "I have huge Gobberwarts!!!"..

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