Crysturbating

What is Crysturbating?

Seeking comfort and solace through masturbating while being upset over something..

Having been denied sex by his wife for the 34th night in a row John was spending the evening crysturbating to Nancy Grace on tv

See sadness, jerking off, masturbating, crying

Rat Mongga

1. a person that mongs (eats) abnormally large rats that jenna is the biggest rat mongga..

Gorgable

1. Being both gorgeous and adorable, often in reference to something/someone too cute for words. That child was simply gorgable! See gorg..

Otally Ediculously Own

1. 1)To excessively "one-up" someone 2)To be the victim of great misfortune 3)A person that ruins a story with their own better..

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