Crysturbating

What is Crysturbating?

Seeking comfort and solace through masturbating while being upset over something..

Having been denied sex by his wife for the 34th night in a row John was spending the evening crysturbating to Nancy Grace on tv

See sadness, jerking off, masturbating, crying

Recklessreese

1. 1. utterly unconcerned about the consequences of some action; without caution; careless (usually fol. by of): to be reckless of danger...

Lip Lard

1. Another name for Chapstick or other lip stuff to put on your beak.... Hey, my lips are dry, throw me some lip lard. See lips, kiss, ch..

Gumper Whole

1. A cavity in your mouth that fills with meat, doritos, and other food causing a foul smell in the mouth. Also known as the tooth rot. D..

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