Crysturbating

What is Crysturbating?

Seeking comfort and solace through masturbating while being upset over something..

Having been denied sex by his wife for the 34th night in a row John was spending the evening crysturbating to Nancy Grace on tv

See sadness, jerking off, masturbating, crying

Dropping Loads

1. Phrase made popular by pornstar nick manning, can be heard on the howard stern show often. aw dropping loads all over your glasses Se..

Kleinschmidt

1. a;hermit, one who does nothing but layaround and play video games. b;jew, one who speaks shitty yankee accents, and makes money off his..

Unword

1. when you repeat a word so many times that it starts to sound like nonsense and loses meaning. Person 1: I am going to talk like I am re..

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