Crysturbating

What is Crysturbating?

Seeking comfort and solace through masturbating while being upset over something..

Having been denied sex by his wife for the 34th night in a row John was spending the evening crysturbating to Nancy Grace on tv

See sadness, jerking off, masturbating, crying

Bust A Grump

1. To defecate. If I drink milk at breakfast I always have to bust a grump about 10:30...

Emolateral

1. A straight or heterosexual emo. "Miles is an emolateral" See emo, emolateral, lateral, straight, heterosexual..

Your Marsupial

1. logical burn after your burn partner says your quadraped X:You're fat Y:Your mom is fat X:Your llama is fat Y:Your quadraped is..

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