Crysturbating

What is Crysturbating?

Seeking comfort and solace through masturbating while being upset over something..

Having been denied sex by his wife for the 34th night in a row John was spending the evening crysturbating to Nancy Grace on tv

See sadness, jerking off, masturbating, crying

Zeus Move

1. to get owned, massively Damn, that dude caught a wicked zeus move! See dikk..

Kamran

1. a male slut. May be seen in various locations selling their body. Often seen in large quantities. They often travel in large groups whic..

Emmes

1. Truth, gospel, real, truthiness "Would I lie to you? This is emmes!" See emmis, truth, gospel, yiddish, slang..

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