Crysturbating

What is Crysturbating?

Seeking comfort and solace through masturbating while being upset over something..

Having been denied sex by his wife for the 34th night in a row John was spending the evening crysturbating to Nancy Grace on tv

See sadness, jerking off, masturbating, crying

Dark Adonis

1. See "Mid-Boss"..

Cuntdouche

1. 1. a mixture of a cunt and a douche; a person who is a cunt and a douche at the same time 2. an occurence when a female's cunt acc..

Arbusto

1. References the administration of the unPresident Dubya. Origin: Spanish for 'shrub' and the name of the oil company given to t..

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