Crysturbating

What is Crysturbating?

Seeking comfort and solace through masturbating while being upset over something..

Having been denied sex by his wife for the 34th night in a row John was spending the evening crysturbating to Nancy Grace on tv

See sadness, jerking off, masturbating, crying

I'm Not Listening To Rocket Man

1. An expression to mean that you're not doing anything at the moment. Josh: Yohann, what you up to? Yohann: I'm not listening ..

Lady Penis

1. the enlarged clitoris of a lady so large it resembles a small penis Wow! Look at that lady penis! See clitoris, clit..

For Freakin Ever

1. The length of time it takes from the moment a definition is submitted to Urban Dictionary until it actually appears on the site. Me: D..

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