What is Cryzzed?
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The act of crying and jizzing at the same time. You feel bad for the act of copulation and/or masturbation but the feeling is so striking that you can't help but expel your seed.
I was trying to enjoy
The notebook but I cryzzed all over myself when they had sex the first time
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