Csi Facebook

What is Csi Facebook?


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When you login to Facebook and your friend count is down (noticeable if you're older and don't add everyone you've ever seen). The ensuing investigation can resemble complex forensics, as you examine your pages to profile the missing candidate.

(p.s. To save time, it's always a girl).

Kenny: Logged onto the 'Book last night. Friend Count was down by one.

Brad: So - just the 12 now?

Kenny: Uh-huh. Had to 'CSI Facebook' for 7 minutes to pull up a suspect, you feel me?

Brad: Jenny?

Kenny: Yeahhh!! How'd you know?

Brad: Man. Next time -just let her have one of your fries.

Kenny: Hmm. True dat!

See facebook, csi, delete, friends, sneaky, girls


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