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Waking up in the morning to find a bunch of pimples, zits and blackheads on your face that were not there the night before.
Tom: "..
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A gentleman's reproductive trouser apparatus; see 'custard cannon'.
Her flange was so loose she barely felt his man saus..
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This is used when something is twisted slightly to make it sound better.
John told his mother he went to his mates house for dvd night,..