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I love you so fucking god damn much it hurts.
Me: HOLLA !
Him: Heya. :p
Me: Hru today?
Him: Great.
Me: Shit, gtg my mom is bitching..
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While sitting, tilt to your left and fart.
Pedro snuck in a right cheek sneak during todays meeting and cleared the room...
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a blowjob at the end of a date. Named after former major league baseball player B.J. Surhoff
Dude, what did you guys do when you got ba..