C.t.a.f.

What is C.t.a.f.?

C.T.A.F. stands for Can't Trust a Fart.

When you are just getting over a case of diarrhea and you don't know if your going to fart or shit your pants.

C.T.A.F.

Honey wake up!! We need to change the sheets I just shit the bed. I have had the runs all day and thought it was safe but C.T.A.F.

See farts, shit your pants, the squirts, diarrhea

Impeached

1. to be laid.. usually used by nerds whats a guy gotta do to get IMPEACHED up in here? See sex, fucked, sucked, handjob, the full monty..

Keldon

1. slow and somewhat stupid. one of the most dimwitted creatures to walk the earth. usually is associated with a mustang. I pulled a keldo..

Jiblango

1. A quandry, often involving something foul or disgusting. I'm in a jiblango over whether to fuck the fat chick or the chick with no..

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