What is C.t.a.f.?
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C.T.A.F. stands for Can't Trust a Fart.
When you are just getting over a case of diarrhea and you don't know if your going to fart or shit your pants.
C.T.A.F.
Honey wake up!! We need to change the sheets I just shit the bed. I have had the runs all day and thought it was safe but C.T.A.F.
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A lop-sided creature with a tendancy to fall sideways. Commonly used slang for idiot.
HaHa! You fell over... you're such a Zealot!..