C.t.a.f.

What is C.t.a.f.?

C.T.A.F. stands for Can't Trust a Fart.

When you are just getting over a case of diarrhea and you don't know if your going to fart or shit your pants.

C.T.A.F.

Honey wake up!! We need to change the sheets I just shit the bed. I have had the runs all day and thought it was safe but C.T.A.F.

See farts, shit your pants, the squirts, diarrhea

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