C.t.a.f.

What is C.t.a.f.?

C.T.A.F. stands for Can't Trust a Fart.

When you are just getting over a case of diarrhea and you don't know if your going to fart or shit your pants.

C.T.A.F.

Honey wake up!! We need to change the sheets I just shit the bed. I have had the runs all day and thought it was safe but C.T.A.F.

See farts, shit your pants, the squirts, diarrhea

3 Logs Down

1. jacking off (only do when you are alone) don't whip you dickm out here, go 3 logs down for that dammit. See 3, logs, down, mastu..

Ronanitis

1. The inability to work an entire shift in any given job. The requirement to take vacation days as often as possible. I cannot seem to be..

Go Berzerk At Work

1. to wreck a public bathroom with foul smelling feces Stay clear of the front hallway ... someone decided to go berzerk at work. See poo..

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