Ctfc

What is Ctfc?

An acronym, similar to RTFM, being made popular in help desk and technical support workplaces. Stands for Check The F**king Cable.

Used when someone calls for help, claiming up and down that an item is broken and immediately needs to be replaced, when it was simply unplugged.

"This scanner is broken, I demand a new one!"

"CTFC"

See rtfm, cable, unplugged, pebcak

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