What is Ctfd?
1.
Calm the fuck down.
Dude, ctfd.
2.
Short for "Calm The Fuck Down"; used when someone grossly over reacts to a trivial situation.
(Bob is sitting at his desk, and Alex bumps into it, accidentally knocking Bob's pen off)
Bob: Dude, WHAT IT WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
Alex: CTFD, man!!
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3.
"CTFD" is a simpler way of saying "Calm the fuck down!"
OMFG will you just CTFD!?
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4.
Calm the Fuck Down
Magnus wouldn't stop screaming and jumping up and down. So Luis screams "CTFD"
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5.
Calm The F*** Down
CTFD you are too loud!!!
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