Ctfd

What is Ctfd?

1.

Calm the fuck down.

Dude, ctfd.

2.

Short for "Calm The Fuck Down"; used when someone grossly over reacts to a trivial situation.

(Bob is sitting at his desk, and Alex bumps into it, accidentally knocking Bob's pen off)

Bob: Dude, WHAT IT WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

Alex: CTFD, man!!

See calm, the, fuck, down, chill, chilax

3.

"CTFD" is a simpler way of saying "Calm the fuck down!"

OMFG will you just CTFD!?

See lol, wtf, shh, stfu, ffs

4.

Calm the Fuck Down

Magnus wouldn't stop screaming and jumping up and down. So Luis screams "CTFD"

See calm, shutup, quiet, peace, stfu

5.

Calm The F*** Down

CTFD you are too loud!!!

See chill, relax, calm, calm down

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