Ctfp

What is Ctfp?

The process a man would take in order to convince his woman to have anal sex.

1. C - Converse about anal sex

2. T - Tounge on the asshole

3. F - Finger in the asshole

4. P - Penis inserted in asshole

This rank methodology has been used by many PricewaterhouseCoopers employees.

I used CTFP so I could fuck my bitch up the ass!

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