What is Cuban Boat Ride?
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When you take a dump, wipe your butt, and as you stand up, but before you flush you have one last turd that needs to be squeezed out, and it ends up floating on top of the toilet paper out of the water.
Steve: 'Dude, what took you so long in there?'
John:' Man, just when I thought I was finished, I had a Cuban Boat Ride'
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To slack off with many people at the same time.
I'm not done with that yet; I've been multislacking.
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Something that is necessary, but is also a hassle.
"I have to mow the lawn, what a necessassle."
"I've got to feed..