Cuban Deli Crisis

What is Cuban Deli Crisis?


1.

When you are fucking a girl over the kitchen counter, on which there are assorted sandwhich materials. If she doesn't finish making a sandwhich before you ejaculate, you are to kill her.

Dude, last night I was totally had a cuban deli crisis. Now I'm single -and- hungry.

See cuban, deli, crisis, sandwhich, kitchen, ejaculate, fuck, fucking, kill, death


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