Cuban Tuck And Roll

What is Cuban Tuck And Roll?


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A hastily performed manuver put into motion while under the survailence of a snooping maid in a hotel room while masterbating w/o the use of pron (visualizing) where one first pulls sheets over erect penis and masterfully rolls in the oposite direction of the peering intruder.

John: Dood member that one time Je almost got caught jerking off...

Kyle: Yea but he played it off with a Cuban Tuck and Roll so hes all good.

John: Wow what a fagg.

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