Cube Cow

What is Cube Cow?


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Wage slave, generic office worker. Anybody working in a cube farm. Credited to Scott Adams' Dilbert (1/25/09). A general way to say that a person's source of income is insignificant. A job description that implies sitting in a cube doing work that never changes, generating income as a non-entity for suitswho only care that seats are full and work gets done.

Female: So, what do you do?

Guy: I'm lead guitarist for a band.

Wingman: Don't let him fool you. He's a cube cow but I have heard the band in his Dad's garage and they're pretty good.

See wage slave, corp, lackey, Servitor


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