Cube Jockey

What is Cube Jockey?


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A generic office worker who spends their day in a cubicle and is most likely destined to spend the rest of their career in one. Usually have misplaced dreams of making it into an actual office with a door, but spend most of their day surfing the net and checking personal emails when the boss isn't looking. Like to complain about their job, sometimes check the want ads but NEVER do anything about it. Tend to hang out in packs by the vending machines of large office buildings.

Phil joined the insurance company 5 years ago as an assistant claims processor and has been a cube jockey ever since.

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