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Someone/something that is very distorted. The object/person is usually very fucked up looking, or very fugly. Short for ugly, retarted o..
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The act of removing your knob from your trousers in order to give the missus a damn good seeing to.
I got home from the pub about 11.30..
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The act of being exhausted from sending and receiving too many text messages and/or e-mails on your phone or blackberry
I am way over t..