Cubs

What is Cubs?


1.

An acronym for "Completely Useless By September" which describes the Chicago Cubs for the past century or so. The Cubs often claim to be cursed, but most know it is just an excuse for failure.

The Cubs blew in again.

2.

1.A minor league baseball team masquerading as a major league organization.

2. A baseball team followed by intellectually deficient people.

God!, that Cubs fan is fucking stupid.

See scrubs, losers, tourists

3.

A professional baseball team from the city of Chicago. The Cubs are known for their consistent losing and their loyal fans.

The only people more obsessed with the Cubs than their incredibly loyal fans are the "fans" of the Chicago White Sox.

White Sox "fan": If the Cubs lose, then I'm happy.

See baseball, chicago, fans, loyal, obsessed

4.

Perhaps the franchise with the stupidest fans in existence. Seeing as they don't pay attention to the game, and when they actually make it to the playoffs and eventually lose as always, they always have someone or something to blame it on.

Cubs fans: Oh shits. . .that Bartman dude blew it for us. . .even though we had a huge lead and there is no way in hell he could've caught that ball. . .but STILL!

See cubs, suck, pwnd, chicago, sad, excuse, excuses

5.

the worst team in all of baseball history. can have a winning season then mess it up some how. see Bartman

Cubs Fan: HA HA your cheering for a loosing season this year.

Sox Fan: So. What do you think you've been doing your entire life...

Cubs Fan: ......

Sox Fan: That's what I thought. Oh! and they'll end up with a losing record this year some how.

See curse, slacker, loser, bartman, goat

6.

the "lovable losers", nobody really loves them. the team isn't that bad, it's just their annoying, obnoxious fans that make the team so bad.

1: Did you see the Cubs game last night?

2: Nah, did they win? Oh yah forgot we're talkin about the Cubs

1: FUCK YOU THE CUBS ARE THE BEST TEAM EVER ITS JUST THEIR MANAGER AND THE STUPID OWNER AND insert one of the many reasons why the cubs suck. DONT MESS WITH MY CUBBIES

2: damn, calm down. God i hate cubs fans.

See cubs, chicago, chicago cubs, cubbies

7.

Noun.

The Chicago Cubs are the baseball club from the North side of Chicago, the polar opposites of the hated White Sox. Though usually not the best team in terms of record, the Cubs have great fans, and almost every game at Wrigley Fieldis a sellout. The Cubs also have a strong fan base nationwide. In Denver, where I live, there were more Cubs fans at Coors Field than there were Rockies fans.

They currently have a very strong lineup including first baseman Derrek Lee and third baseman Aramis Ramirez, as well as former Red Sock Nomar Garciaparra playing shortstop. And their pitching is good as well with Mark Prior, Grag Maddux and Carlos Zambrano as starters and former All-Star Kerry wood recently nade releiver.

CUBS WIN! CUBS WIN!


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