What is Cuchini?
1.
not a vegetable. period.
like a pad, only better.
prevents camel-toe, big tacos, bearded clamss, sideways sloppy joes, muffins, monkeys
covers cootermarans during peak seasons
a cuchini is NOT a vegetable.
oh my god, i can see your camel-toe. you need cuchini.
i see you're not wearing your cuchini today, does your camel-toe want to be part of my petting zoo today.
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