Cuckfish

What is Cuckfish?

A person, place or thing that defies the laws of physics and is in fact a Cunt and a Cock at the same time...

Johnny's such a cock... such a cunt... such a... a... CUCKFISH!!!

See cock, cunt, bitch, bastard, jew

Crumpton

1. to have an extremely large penis "That boy has a large crumpton would'nt you say?"..

On The Phone With Dick

1. Euphemism for fellatio. She talked on the phone with dick until I gave her my money shot. See Warthog..

Keeping The Census Down

1. relieving yourself sexually as to not be forced pull a Kobe (see Tyson style) and create an unwanted "keep a nigga baby". You..

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