What is Cucmber?
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A very special friend who thinks you are hott, but you arent. This makes you a 'cucmbee'
Jess is my very special friend who thinks I am hot, but I'm not. She is my cucmber. And I am her cucmbee.
I am Jess's very special friend who things she is hot and she is. I am NOT her cucmber.