What is Cucumber Cucumber Cock?

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A commonly forgotten elicit teenage sex game. The homoerotic equivalent of Duck Duck Goose; it involves one erect cock and several other steamed cucumbers. The player (gender is personal preference) must be blindfolded and tries to call out the cock among the cucumbers. Note: Alcohol consumption can either make this game good fun or a complete disaster.

Mom: Son! Did you play Duck Duck Goose today at daycare?!

Child (with a look of shame and anxiousness): No... we played Cucumber Cucumber Cock...

See cucumber, cock, duck duck goose, sex
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