What is Cucumber?
1.
A female sexual toy cleverly disguised as a vegetable.
Most bag clerks at the grocery stores look at the women purchasing these and guess whether this chick is on a diet or if this thing is going where many men have gone before.
Trust me, when a bagger sees a 300 pound woman buying a cucumber,he knows she isnt on a diet!
He almost feels sorry for the torture the little green veggie will be suffering.
The bagger knew the cucumber was in for a bad night, so he "accidentally" left it out of the bag.
2.
a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent "penis". Available in various lengths and circumferences. Some have enticing "bumpies" on them for extra stimulation. Best washed and dried before use (who knows where they've been !) Similar to zuchini, carrots, leeks.
When she has to come home alone on Saturday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cucumbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.
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3.
A mess that isn't as big as a pickle.
"Oh snap, we're in a pickle."
"Naw, man. Don't sweat it, This is just a cucumber."
4.
Dangerous dildo for one who is gay. Emergency rooms report numerous cases were aggresive users got carried away with the veggie, had it slipout of their hands, and turn sideways in the colon. Only a doctor could remove it.
The embarrassment of having the cucumber removed from LeRoy's ass was worse than the medical procedure it took to retrieve the lost veggie.
5.
a vegetable, green and elongated.
May I please have some cucumber on my salad?
Mmm...fresh cucumber is a great snack.
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6.
Natures Two Way
(Nature thinks about lesbians two!)
Sam: Yeah cucumbers are natures two way!
Look that womans buying one of natures two ways!
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7.
N. a pleasurable device used by women, gay men, and Fran.
V. to ejaculate in a woman's ear
Fran, you're a whore to use that cucumber like that. Use it like this instead.
Man, I wanna cucumber that bitch real bad
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