Cucumber Pants

What is Cucumber Pants?

Very tight pants, especially in the region of the crotch, where you can actually see the shaft of a grown mans penis.

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Gunning Me

1. your always trying to be better than me Ronaldo: I scored 2 goals last game Torres: I scored 3 Ronaldo: why are u gunning me? See gu..

Two Putting

1. engaging in sexual intercourse in the center of a putting green on a golf course. following ejaculation, both partners run away naked le..

Bleeding Like A Stuck Pig

1. Way back when, piggies would be stuck with a slaughtering knife in order to bleed out well, hence the expression, "Bleeding like a ..

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