Cucumber Tits

What is Cucumber Tits?

When one's breasts are shaped like Cucumbers. They are long, hard, and green. I want to put them on a sandwich. Or In a salad. Yum.

Hey Zack! NICE CUCUMBER TITS!

"Thanks"

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