Cucumbers

What is Cucumbers?

Long green vegetables that can be used in salads or as a dildo. Common among stuck-up jill-offs and crotchety old ladies.

Alex said he saw Mrs. Duboise buy the 6 longets cucumbers at the Fruit Market yesterday morning.

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