Cuddle Deficit

What is Cuddle Deficit?


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When a man goes an extremely long time without getting laid and/or is a virgin, he will have a cuddle deficit: a strong desire to be cuddled which often causes clueless women to presume that constant cuddling will always happen.

Such women should beware: once the cuddle deficit is filled, he will go right back to normal male anti-cuddle behavior. Don't be fooled!

Girl: We used to cuddle and talk all night long! Now my boyfriend just wants to play videogames.

Wise boy: Dude just had a massive cuddle deficit. Get over it.

See cuddle rape, cuddle, clingy


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