Cuddle Slut

What is Cuddle Slut?


1.

someone who likes to cuddle excessively I.E. cuddle-able

"im such a cuddle slut!"

See Lorelei

2.

A person who aggressively pursues physical contact with his or her mean, cranky, non-cuddly friends. Cuddle sluts can sometimes be as persistent as telemarketers.

Telemarketer: Would you like to buy a new credit card??!

Me: I'm not interested. (I hang up)

Cuddle slut: Awww, you look sad!

Me: No I don---

Cuddle slut: Awww, I think someone needs a hug!!

Me: I'm not interested. (I leave as quickly as possible)

See cuddle, hug, irritating, annoying, cuddly

3.

male who suffers the work load of a relationship without the benefits.

Dude who has to do all the relationship bullshit plus "just friends spooning" while said girl is screwing another guy or guys. Poor fucker never gets any and never understands why.

See chops


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