Cuddlefuck

What is Cuddlefuck?


1.

when sweet innocent totally platonic cuddling turns into hot heavy sex, made even hotter by the platonic closeness established by the cuddling

with cuddlefucking you get the best of both worlds

See wallis and futuna islands

2.

Someone who screws up cuddling by trying to push for sexual activity when all you want to do is cuddle.

You cuddlefuck! Get away from me!

3.

when you are passed out drunk and someone who you would never have otherwise cuddled with cuddles with you. their motivation is strictly personal as they will usually be the "best girl friend" who is in love with the cuddlefuckee who would never date her ever cause she is kinda fat and annoying.

oh dude! after you passed out that fugly chick totally cuddlefucked you! we took pictures and sent them to your mom!!!

See cuddle, fuck, cuddling, fucking, cuddlefucking


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